Wait they are? [...huh. Guess that makes some sense even if he never thought of it.] You can't just keep two people on a shipping chart. That's the point of a chart? There are supposed to be multiple people. [...] Forget that I'm encouraging this.
No, no, it's too goddamn late now. You are an accomplice in this. I am cosigning your name on this chart and it's in permanent ink, John. There is absolutely no going back now.
I don't want to be an accomplice to this! [He's still laughing to himself though because out of everything this is probably the least stupid. God help Homestuck.] You may as well add Anya to that chart then since I am pretty sure more than enough people want to be shipped with her. [She's cute and she's an idol and Yato in Anya's body definitely punched someone following Anya, so.]
I'm serious, I do not actually have names. But if I ever do I'll let you know? That is definitely not the look of someone who is just curious though, Karkat.
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Fuck, I don't know. Yu and Yosuke? They're already dating though.
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No, no, it's too goddamn late now. You are an accomplice in this. I am cosigning your name on this chart and it's in permanent ink, John. There is absolutely no going back now.
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[ the way he asks this sounds less like a shipper and more like an older brother who wants to know who's flirting with his sister.
also he knows anya is fucking oblivious to this kind of thing. ]
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I just meant...in...general? I don't have specific names! [Eheheh.]
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[ says the guy who has a history of pesterlogs that are lies ]
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