Okay, cool. Davesprite is some other form of Dave but he's not exactly Dave. It's a really long weird explanation that I do not quite know how to do myself, but he hung out with us on the ship. With Jade's space powers she could grow and shrink our planets and we had a bunch of other companions on the boat like our consorts and Jaspersprite and Nannasprite.
Anyway at some point in our long and strange trip, Jade and Davesprite started dating and it was maybe fine I guess but also I assume third wheel-y. But after that sometime around my fifteenth birthday Jade told me that they broke up and I apparently lost my shit about him being an orange feathery douche. I think I was contemplating how sex worked when he had a ghost butt? "Normal Dave was so much more level headed. I have to admit, I spend a lot of time wondering what he and Rose are up to." I was kind of an asshole to Jade, too, since I just lost it and started freaking out about how tired I was of being on the ship without our friends and blowing her off.
And then...there's Davesprite. Who played a prank on me at the wrong time and that's about when I went ballistic because I was determined to find a hammer and clobber him to death. Maybe I was hallucinating I don't know, but I went outside and just started yelling at the sky?
"Everyone on this boat is sick and tired of your bullshit. Why don't you just fly away and leave us alone? How can you be so much more of a prick than the real Dave? You are the most piss poor substitute for a best friend a guy ever had. I can't wait to meet up with the real Dave again. That way we can all go back to the awesome status quo of pretending you never existed in the first place." Only with a lot more yelling and pretty much throwing a fit in my driveway and then...[...] I think I fell asleep in the driveway, I'm not sure.
[There's something else in that memory, too, that he's just now realized but he's not sure how to approach that either.]
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Anyway at some point in our long and strange trip, Jade and Davesprite started dating and it was maybe fine I guess but also I assume third wheel-y. But after that sometime around my fifteenth birthday Jade told me that they broke up and I apparently lost my shit about him being an orange feathery douche. I think I was contemplating how sex worked when he had a ghost butt? "Normal Dave was so much more level headed. I have to admit, I spend a lot of time wondering what he and Rose are up to." I was kind of an asshole to Jade, too, since I just lost it and started freaking out about how tired I was of being on the ship without our friends and blowing her off.
And then...there's Davesprite. Who played a prank on me at the wrong time and that's about when I went ballistic because I was determined to find a hammer and clobber him to death. Maybe I was hallucinating I don't know, but I went outside and just started yelling at the sky?
"Everyone on this boat is sick and tired of your bullshit. Why don't you just fly away and leave us alone? How can you be so much more of a prick than the real Dave? You are the most piss poor substitute for a best friend a guy ever had. I can't wait to meet up with the real Dave again. That way we can all go back to the awesome status quo of pretending you never existed in the first place." Only with a lot more yelling and pretty much throwing a fit in my driveway and then...[...] I think I fell asleep in the driveway, I'm not sure.
[There's something else in that memory, too, that he's just now realized but he's not sure how to approach that either.]