parodeity: feastings @ tumblr (DISCUSS 🎧 nah son)
revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [personal profile] windeity 2017-11-14 09:49 pm (UTC)

yeah yeah
see you when you get home honey
ill be sure to hide all evidence of my partying before youre back
shoo the neighbor out the window
possibly start up a sitcome style montage as i frantically try to straighten things up
before inevitably realizing i left out some dumb as fuck obvious clue as to my ways
etc

i should stop texting if you are actually driving whoops

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