I absolutely will take it from you, otherwise how're you ever gonna learn, Eggs? Like, you can't just get handed all the prizes to start with. Those lousy participation sports prizes with literally always a dude playing soccer even if it's not soccer, like soccer is somehow the baseline sport even though I think that's not quite accurate in America? I feel like everyone always talks about football. Fuck, I hate football. Don't play football. Or you can actually play it but like don't make me watch. ...Well, I'd watch you, but like, the game.