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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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9/11 text

[parodeity]

hey dont make plans for friday afternoon slash evening
unless you already did
in which case
disregard that entirely
but like if you didnt
proceed to continue not doing that

also hey pop quiz who is this

[windeity]

it's monday, why the fuck would i have plans already...but sure! my friday afternoon slash evening is yours.

also that is the guy who created lawn flamingos.
is friday going to involve lawn flamingos?

[parodeity]

because you probably have a million friends now that youve been here a whole eleven days
i dont know but i figured sooner was better than later
although if you dont want to come you dont have to even if you are free
jsyk

lmao no it wont
but i love that you recognize him off the top of your head
youre my new favorite for the day

[windeity]

haha.
that's fine, sure. i'll go. wherever we're going which you still have not really explained but i assume there is a reason for that and i can deal with that.
i want to.

then clearly it should, but also shut up. sometimes a guy gets bored and browses the internet instead of paying attention in class.
but that is an honor. i am truly flattered.

[parodeity]

oh no i mean its not secret
i want to go apple picking
i know its not really a wild friday but you arent the party type any more than i am

i think i made a promise to live in a house with them in the future the other month
also you should be honored youre up against like rose and sunshine and yuratchka and
you know everyone

[windeity]

i've had enough wild fridays for a while, so that sounds fun. and very autumn-ish? so that's cool. i'm in.

i know you meant live in a house with lawn flamingos on the lawn but instead all i can think of is flamingo roommates.
everyone is a lot of competition. i do not know how i will keep my title but i'll do my best!
who's sunshine? and yuratchka who i am going to guess is maybe yuri since they start the same way.

[parodeity]

ok
so far i have like 2 or 3 confirms so
it should be fun maybe

chiyo matsuoka
she had sun powers last month
and thats yuri yeah
i felt left out of the russian diminutive loop earlier this year and got to join up
if everyones gonna be calling me davenka and davechka i should get to retaliate

[windeity]

a decent amount of people.
it'll definitely be fun. people like being outside and being with other people, so you are basically combining two really good things.

oh! i think i met her the other day? i accidentally buried her in a bunch of leaves.
sun powers seem cool though.
that is also completely fair sort of since anya and yuri are both very russian.

[parodeity]

oh i hate nature but i can endure it for apples
i mean
i guess hate is a strong word whenever i use it about most things
im not a fan of being outside if i could be inside but its not like i care enough to stop it
most of my bitching re that is flavortext

red hair and ribbons
?

[windeity]

yes i am beginning to notice that.
a lot of your flavortext when you talk is just you rambling.
i'm getting use to it.

and yes, that's her. she's nice, i like her.

[John has yet to find anyone he's spoken to that he doesn't like tbh...]

[parodeity]

i like to fill the silence of my mind

also cool shes pretty much one of the nicest people around
who else have you met

[windeity]

is your mind ever truly silent? because i have a hard time believing that.
she is! she is very nice, it would be fun to see her again.
and. a lot of people. kind of a big list at this point, with texts going everywhere i am finding it is way easier to chat with random strangers.

[parodeity]

sometimes

have you ran into emil or souji yet

[windeity]

emil no, i talked to souji once i think.
he's the one who likes cats right?

[parodeity]

lmao biggest understatement ever
he was so jealous when i turned into a cat
he wanted to freaky friday it

[windeity]

did he turn into something else or was this supposed to be a cat to human freaky friday?

[parodeity]

oh he was a fox
we had some issues with like
being human for a while there
because bullshit science traps

[windeity]

i mean that is because science is bullshit, yes.
did your entire group turn into animals out there?
why does being a cat weirdly suit you somehow...

[parodeity]

no only like half of us
some of us stayed human
do you want a pic of me as a cat

[windeity]

if the answer is not obvious by now i fear for our friendship, dude.

[parodeity]

am i still on probation

but attached it a cat + fox selfie.

he still has the shades on.......... ]

[windeity]

i don't think so! i think i finally get things now.
i cannot believe your shades stayed on. how in the fuck.
souji makes a cute fox though. and i was right. cat suits you.

[parodeity]

get what
what did you get
also i dont know they just did
it was a relief honestly i hate taking them off
but thanks i know i was a cute cat

[windeity]

nothing really. just how things are sometimes
filling your mind with chatter.
flavortext.
i said a cat suits you but yes, fine, you are also a cute cat by nature of all cats being cute.
why do you hate taking them off?

[parodeity]

[ real answer: he has memories scattered over a 21 year timeframe where it was forbidden to remove them, and they're a barrier against the world, and more important than anything else he owns. ]

it puts a serious dent in my irony quota