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[ whenever this finishes up, dave will promptly and competently break into their dorm at whatever appointed time, simply popping the window from the outside and swinging his legs over the ledge, letting himself inside.
it's one of a few ways he could have done this. the window wasn't locked, anyway.
they...aren't on the first floor and he definitely just scaled the building, but whatever. ]
it's one of a few ways he could have done this. the window wasn't locked, anyway.
they...aren't on the first floor and he definitely just scaled the building, but whatever. ]
[This is incredibly true, and John's sitting on his bed while this occurs but Dave will also see that there is a mechanism in place for a baseball mitt of shaving cream to pop up and pop the first person in the face as soon as they open the door.
On the other hand, he's now just eyeing Dave because????]
What the fuck, dude.
On the other hand, he's now just eyeing Dave because????]
What the fuck, dude.
[ john wins the middle of this response ]
if its like a soccer moms mild mannered fruit pizza party of four probably
they could play like mad libs with carefully censored language and nibble at very specifically selected snack foods perfectly approved of by the food pyramid
cant risk little timmy having an ounce of fun you know
perfect for a party balanced on even a wall sconce
if its like a soccer moms mild mannered fruit pizza party of four probably
they could play like mad libs with carefully censored language and nibble at very specifically selected snack foods perfectly approved of by the food pyramid
cant risk little timmy having an ounce of fun you know
perfect for a party balanced on even a wall sconce
Edited (wrong tense ending) 2017-09-04 07:09 (UTC)
really incredible with how much detail they put into writing the Mayan language, but it's still racist and I'm not going to show it in class.
[After having a photoshoot with a penguin there is only one thing Anya can do.
And that is bring cookies to Dave and John's dorm. And candy apples. They're all stowed away in a little bag that hangs off her arm, but she does knock on the dorm room before she enters.]
Привет! Hi, it is Anya. I have cookies and apples.
[save her before she gets mauled by other hungry freshmen]
And that is bring cookies to Dave and John's dorm. And candy apples. They're all stowed away in a little bag that hangs off her arm, but she does knock on the dorm room before she enters.]
Привет! Hi, it is Anya. I have cookies and apples.
[save her before she gets mauled by other hungry freshmen]
[Anya why are you this way? Dave has apparently absconded to go be with Yuri. John's currently seated at his desk and he's typing on his computer, but hearing the knock he's up and opening the door and then there's this tiny girl and????.]
Um. [Hello? He'll scoot out of the way to let her in though he's raising an eyebrow all the same.] I am just going to take a wild guess and say you are looking for Dave?
Um. [Hello? He'll scoot out of the way to let her in though he's raising an eyebrow all the same.] I am just going to take a wild guess and say you are looking for Dave?
Hi there!
Thanks for signing up for Recolle U's mentorship program. I'm Makoto Naegi and I'm your mentor for this school year. I'm here to assist you with absolutely anything (whether it's school related or not) so please don't hesitate to ask me for help! I'll also be hosting study groups and other little workshops throughout the year so I'll keep you guys posted if you want to attend but asides from that, you can reach me whenever through text/email and I'll try my best to get back to you ASAP.
I'm looking forward to being your mentor for the next year!
Thanks for signing up for Recolle U's mentorship program. I'm Makoto Naegi and I'm your mentor for this school year. I'm here to assist you with absolutely anything (whether it's school related or not) so please don't hesitate to ask me for help! I'll also be hosting study groups and other little workshops throughout the year so I'll keep you guys posted if you want to attend but asides from that, you can reach me whenever through text/email and I'll try my best to get back to you ASAP.
I'm looking forward to being your mentor for the next year!
whoa whoa whoa!
i mean whatever that means, i probably agree but i also slept through spanish, i am not qualified to understand...what even is that? german? the two dot thingys are german right?
i mean whatever that means, i probably agree but i also slept through spanish, i am not qualified to understand...what even is that? german? the two dot thingys are german right?
even if i wanted to go get ice cream with him
i still wouldnt
i still wouldnt
[ probably by now, twelve days into living with dave strider, john has noticed that dave has absolutely no fucking comprehensible schedule? like, he would have given john his classlist and if pressed would have given working hours, but sometimes they overlap and sometimes they leave him no free time, and he seems to come and go from the room with no discernible rhyme or reason in relation to his actual stated schedule. he can be found on occasion working semi-diligently on schoolwork, or going through his notes or texts; fucking around on his computer; doing stretches in the morning though he typically avoids it when john's around if he can; frequently dicking around on his phone and talking to people on the app; listening to music with his headphones on; scribbling away in a notebook.
it's harder to find dave sleeping, although he takes various cat naps and usually wakes up if john even moves, so that's whatever it is. he'd done that with yuri, too. he never seems to care much if he does wake up and only shifts into the next round of whatever he's up to, but.
after whatever morning classes john may or may not have, he'll find dave spinning restlessly in his computer chair, one foot on the ground to keep himself going and the other folded up underneath him.
this is like the most useless activity ever but he'll let himself spin to a pause when the door opens? ]
Do you have plans right now? [ welcome back and shit how are you. by his own schedule dave should be probably in class or something but whatever. he is and he isn't. ]
it's harder to find dave sleeping, although he takes various cat naps and usually wakes up if john even moves, so that's whatever it is. he'd done that with yuri, too. he never seems to care much if he does wake up and only shifts into the next round of whatever he's up to, but.
after whatever morning classes john may or may not have, he'll find dave spinning restlessly in his computer chair, one foot on the ground to keep himself going and the other folded up underneath him.
this is like the most useless activity ever but he'll let himself spin to a pause when the door opens? ]
Do you have plans right now? [ welcome back and shit how are you. by his own schedule dave should be probably in class or something but whatever. he is and he isn't. ]
[He's monitored Dave Strider enough to kind of get a sense of the guy he's living with. He knows Dave seems to come and go at random intervals, knows that Dave somehow juggles way more than possible (and way more than he should) and though things are much better than their first day together John can't exactly claim he knows absolutely everything about his roommate.
Maybe he's not supposed to. Dave isn't the worst person in the world. Dave's actually pretty fun to talk to when he's around, someone John finds himself enjoying the company of and someone that John still has a million questions about.
But with a week of classes under their belts he's found himself balancing his own work and school load already and it's why he's pretty excited to have a block of free time on this Tuesday. And it's why he returns to the room, though there's visible surprise at seeing Dave there? He watches him spin for a while, smiling slightly before dumping his backpack over by his bed and stripping out of his hoodie and down to a t-shirt. It's still warm out for September.]
Other than maybe directly pouring a box of Frosted Flakes into my mouth, no. What's up? ["And shouldn't you be in class....?" He doesn't say that though, curious of what Dave's up to.]
Maybe he's not supposed to. Dave isn't the worst person in the world. Dave's actually pretty fun to talk to when he's around, someone John finds himself enjoying the company of and someone that John still has a million questions about.
But with a week of classes under their belts he's found himself balancing his own work and school load already and it's why he's pretty excited to have a block of free time on this Tuesday. And it's why he returns to the room, though there's visible surprise at seeing Dave there? He watches him spin for a while, smiling slightly before dumping his backpack over by his bed and stripping out of his hoodie and down to a t-shirt. It's still warm out for September.]
Other than maybe directly pouring a box of Frosted Flakes into my mouth, no. What's up? ["And shouldn't you be in class....?" He doesn't say that though, curious of what Dave's up to.]
I don't bloody care if the professor likes him he doesn't know a wrench from his ass and he's already ruined at least two people's starter projects and when he finally lights himself on-
the sport pile doesnt stop from getting taller
[ john receives the files for sbahj. dave has removed from this archive the two following strips because no one needs them: halloween special, peanuts reference.
honestly he should have removed every strip NO ONE NEEDS TO READ ANY OF THIS. ]
[ john receives the files for sbahj. dave has removed from this archive the two following strips because no one needs them: halloween special, peanuts reference.
honestly he should have removed every strip NO ONE NEEDS TO READ ANY OF THIS. ]
[Dave doesn't get an answer for about half an hour. Because John's reading these. And therefore I am also reading these.
Lucy. I hate this. Why did you do this to me personally. Why is Dave Strider like this? Or Hussie? Should we blame Hussie? Shit, let's blame Hussie.]
yeah. this is exactly what i would expect adolescent you to make.
Lucy. I hate this. Why did you do this to me personally. Why is Dave Strider like this? Or Hussie? Should we blame Hussie? Shit, let's blame Hussie.]
yeah. this is exactly what i would expect adolescent you to make.
[ so, john definitely agreed to drive them both to anya's party and dave definitely said he was either dressing up or going super casual. saturday finds dave securing one of his cufflinks on one of his dress shirts. red, obviously. black vest, black tie, red slacks, red shirt. why is he this way.
john gets an idle nod and apparently can do whatever since there is in no way a dress code. he's not visibly carrying presents but > sylladex. ]
I have some lint rollers with me, too.
john gets an idle nod and apparently can do whatever since there is in no way a dress code. he's not visibly carrying presents but > sylladex. ]
I have some lint rollers with me, too.
[John is a boy who kind of works on being led by example, so when he caught a glimpse of Dave earlier he made the decision to follow suit. It's for that reason he winds up in black slacks, a dark grey shirt and a gray bowtie that was probably blue at one point. On the other hand he has zero idea where his dress shoes are so black and white sneakers it is.
As such, he's also juggling two packages while he's grabbing his car keys and his phone to head out the door but shooting Dave a quizzical look.]
You think a nekomimi party's going to have actual cats?
As such, he's also juggling two packages while he's grabbing his car keys and his phone to head out the door but shooting Dave a quizzical look.]
You think a nekomimi party's going to have actual cats?
[Thanks Dave!!! That tape is going to mysteriously make its way into his car.
And in return John texts Dave a link to his movie review blog. Surprisingly not all of the movies are terrible and there's a specific format. A summary of the movie, John's pros and cons, a rating, and how this shit applies to John's actual life/life in general.
This has apparently been going on for a few years. Have fun, Dave.]
And in return John texts Dave a link to his movie review blog. Surprisingly not all of the movies are terrible and there's a specific format. A summary of the movie, John's pros and cons, a rating, and how this shit applies to John's actual life/life in general.
This has apparently been going on for a few years. Have fun, Dave.]
do you think they'll do if they find a cat in my room?
[John's definitely still asleep but he wakes up early enough on a Saturday that he finds Dave...apparently staring at him? How long have you been there, Dave. He blinks sleepily and it takes him a moment for his brain to kick into gear as he squints from his place on his pillow.]
What kind of shit am I packing? Where are we going? [He didn't take the beach thing seriously, so.]
What kind of shit am I packing? Where are we going? [He didn't take the beach thing seriously, so.]
[ hi john it's sunday and dave swings into the room and over towards john and just kind of stares at him with a frown. ]
...Yo, blue-eyes.
[ ???? presumably he has some sort of reason for this, but who knows if he will ever reveal it, being cagey about stupid things as he is. ]
...Yo, blue-eyes.
[ ???? presumably he has some sort of reason for this, but who knows if he will ever reveal it, being cagey about stupid things as he is. ]
[It's chill, John is sitting on his bed with his back to the headboard of his bed and playing a Nintendo DS. He looks up when Dave comes in though and he grins suddenly.]
Hey, Dave! [And he's also giving him an expectant look before something catches up to him.] ..."Blue-eyes"?
Hey, Dave! [And he's also giving him an expectant look before something catches up to him.] ..."Blue-eyes"?
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