[ IT IS THE EASIEST WAY TO KEEP TRACK OF JOHN EGBERT
there's an incredulous noise as john launches shit out of his sylladex and dave keeps fighting one handed and can't move as fast as he needs to tied down to john. it's clear he's having trouble with the speed because speed stats and acrobatics are where he shines: sticking to one place to keep an eye on one person or one thing doesn't help him do well.
it's part of why he fucked up in game over, honestly. ]
Now's not the time for a sylladex malfunction, dude! [ or maybe it is, but it doesn't seem to stop the puppet-man. ] - Jesus fucking christ you still haven't mastered fetch modus it's literally - shit!
[ okay he can't really bitch and defend at the same time and he can't go on attack as long as he's got john stationed by the hand so. ]
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there's an incredulous noise as john launches shit out of his sylladex and dave keeps fighting one handed and can't move as fast as he needs to tied down to john. it's clear he's having trouble with the speed because speed stats and acrobatics are where he shines: sticking to one place to keep an eye on one person or one thing doesn't help him do well.
it's part of why he fucked up in game over, honestly. ]
Now's not the time for a sylladex malfunction, dude! [ or maybe it is, but it doesn't seem to stop the puppet-man. ] - Jesus fucking christ you still haven't mastered fetch modus it's literally - shit!
[ okay he can't really bitch and defend at the same time and he can't go on attack as long as he's got john stationed by the hand so. ]