Your ability to use your damn hammer right would be a start, classpect bullshit a strong middle, and goddamned divinity a finish!

[ but fine. john has a weapon and dave slides back towards him, just taking up a position at john’s back; he’s terrified john doesn’t have enough back for this but he can at least try to trust his back to his best friend. it gives him blind spot coverage. ]

Fuck you, puppets are chill. These fuckers ain’t though - try to focus on the slower ones. I’ll try to handle Cal.