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king of the clouds ([personal profile] windeity) wrote2007-06-28 02:58 pm

REGAIN REGISTRY FOR RECOLLÉ

REGAIN REGISTRY
JOHN EGBERT
memories
TG: shes mackin on me so hard all the time i start to feel embarrassed for her TG: i mean not that i can blame her or anything EB: yes, it is understandable because you are really attractive. i am attracted to you. TG: thank you
EB: hey, i don't have a problem with your weird sort of alien hate-love thing!
"EB: are you in your house right now, or in one of your magical lands, or what?
"well, guess what? SCIENCE IS STUPID BULLSHIT!!! "
John used to know someone who spammed with red text
"NOW I NEED YOU TO JOIN THIS MEMO SO WE CAN DISCUSS SOMETHING IMPORTANT." and the appearance of the FRAF banner
[S] Play haunting refrain
but the weird thing is thats whats cool about you. youre this naive guy like pinocchio tumbled ass backwards off the turnip truck and started liking ghostbusters.
John types in a dark blue font.
EB: how do you know all this? TG: fuck TG: come on dude
AG: W8! 8efore you wander too far off course like a doofus, you need to know how to get to a return node! AG: So you can get 8ack to your computer. Here, hang on, I am making you a map.
But now all of your CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS are full. You wonder what will happen if you try to take the NAILS?
EB: i think the last time i talked to you, i was doing exactly what im doing now... EB: which is blasting off from my house.
EB: what have you been doing this whole time??? TT: Why don't you tell me what you've been up to first?
TG: hey bro check it out im working on some new rhymes EB: dude, i don't have time for your nerdy raps!
The fact that he wields a giant weapon, though he doesn't know it's a hammer yet.
TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
Dave's webcomic, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
EB: i mean, i was just pausing for a moment... EB: to look at my trashed movie posters. EB: they bring back memories, of a life that i guess is long gone now. EB: but you probably know what that is all about. AG: Yeah, I know.
EB: jade prototyped a lusus? EB: what's that? CG: OH CG: OK, MY BAD, I FORGOT I WAS TALKING TO A MEMBER OF A GENERICALLY BIZARRE ALIEN SPECIES.
Alchemizing an apple tree and The meteor that struck his house
AG: Look, you are a8out to make yourself a new outfit, and THEN you will fly up and install the game. EB: oh... EB: but why would i do that? my ecto labsuit is rad! AG: 8ecause you look like an idiot! EB: :(
Receiving a few different gifts from his dad on his 13th birthday.
Being pranked by Nannasprite and talking to her about the Medium.
JOHN: when did that happen? JADE: a couple days ago JOHN: no. no way. JOHN: i cannot accept this!
JOHN: hey there. JOHN: are you dave's bro?
TT: John. EB: what? TT: You're wearing one of your disguises now, aren't you? TT: You are typing to me right now while wearing something ridiculous. EB: no, why would you even think that??
Knocking over his Nanna's ashes
CEB: what is going on in here? CTG: some kinda asshole rumpus looks like ?CG: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HATE YOU BOTH, ETC. ETC. ETC.
John's birthday letter to Dave
"hi dave! what's so funny?" "whoa john" what were you looking at there...hey, are you crying?" "what no" "no don't john no stop turning into wind you fickle idiot"
Do the windy thing AG: fly, pupa, fly!
[S] Cascade until Jade teleports him onto the Prospit ship
Exploring LOWAS for the first time
Crashlanding on LOLAR and meeting and naming the mutant kitten
CG: THAT WAS THE END OF THE LINE FOR ALPHA DAVE. TO MY KNOWLEDGE, HE DOESN'T TIME TRAVEL AFTER THAT, AND HE AND ROSE STAY ON DERSE WAITING FOR THE BOMB UNTIL YOU START THE SCRATCH. EB: i am apparently immortal, because of this god tier business, so the bomb probably would not kill me!
Reviving after Bec Noir killed him and the following fight through space before he wins.
GG: i went to investigate the explosion i heard EB: was it by any chance a meteor?
Making a blanket fort and watching Rose toss it down a pit
TEREZI: SO WH4T 1S YOUR PL4N JOHN: i don't have one. JOHN: i mean, other than to go talk to a monster who i presume to be a giant snake, and see what happens. JOHN: i'll make sure none of this ever happens.
EB: ok, i think i'm ready to take this legendary nap! EB: and then climb the god tiers, i guess? [S] JOHN. RISE UP.
EB: all i am saying is, why can't i have a dave butler too? GG: well, maybe you can.....
Seeking his denizen and then finding Typheus
SO...BORED...
A pie to the face by Dad Egbert
Throwing his PDA into an ocean of oil
CG: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN. CG: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. EB: hi karkat!
JOHN: reunite with your loving wife and daughter
VRISKA: These are my friends, Aradia and Sollux. SOLLUX: fr0m n0w 0n i sh0uld just wear a shirt that says d0n't ask me ab0ut my disability 0r my m0rtality. then everything w0uld be fine.
TEREZI: D4V3 TH1NKS YOUR MOM 1S HOT JOHN: what!! DAVE: god DAMMIT terezi
JADE: his choice was presented as a kind of riddle JADE: so john accepted his denizens terms JADE: so he could play his song
JOHN: wait, what? JOHN: i thought we were fighting the condesce. ROSE: We are. ROSE: The Condesce is Betty Crocker.
John: Closely inspect fruit gushers box. wait...[S] John: Mental breakdown
Putting Casey the Salamander in his sylladex on Rose's planet
TT: That's quite a totem collection. TT: Have you seen Dave? EB: nah. EB: his bro is probably busy kicking his ass. EB: that's probably all there is to say on the matter. TT: Ok.
EB: i don't know, at first i was nervous to go in and find more of his weird clowns, because of course they are stupid and i hate them a lot. TT: But anyway, whether it means you are crazy or not, consider this theory. but this is absurd, my dad LOVES these shitty clowns.
JOHN: yeesh. JOHN: what a gruesome scene. JOHN: let's see... what does she want me to do here? hey terezi, when you told me to say you don't need him did you mean karkat or dave?
GT: i guess you're not too bad a troll if this is all you do. GC: YOUR3 4 TOT4L D1SGR4C3 TO TH3 F13LD OF 3CTOB1OLOGY You think it's time to change your chumhandle.
AG: What are these movies, anyway? They look just awful. EB: but you see, that is where you are wrong. these films are the finest earth has to offer!
JOHN: hey, can i at least send a message through? JOHN: like a note or something? JADE: sure! JADE: better hurry up and write it though. JOHN: wait a minute! JOHN: i forgot, trolls hate cleaning products for some alien reason! shit, that's going to make everyone so uncomfortable. JOHN: oh well, there it goes. too late i guess. hey everybody! this is john. actually, it is john, jade, and dave sprite. we all contributed to the contents of this bucket!
GAMEOVER.
JOHN: well, maybe i'm just getting a little tired of being stuck on this lame boat! JOHN: don't you think it's gotten kind of old? JADE: please dont tell me you just fell asleep in your driveway
JOHN: i was told to find a girl named roxy. ROXY: roxy huh ROXY: sounds like a babe ROXY: hay look ROXY: its jake stuffed in a blue windsock
ROXY: i thought you were going to regale me with stories of your ascent through the windsock tiers ROXY: such that i may through osmosis glean the vagaries of godhood JOHN: so that's... JOHN: pretty much the whole story?
MEENAH: hey you MEENAH: god tier boy MEENAH: water you doin there blue boy JOHN: hi. JOHN: which troll are you? JOHN: snoozing mystery girl, look out!!!
JOHN: what do you think they will be like by then? JOHN: do you think karkat will have driven them all insane? JOHN: at this point i could not give less of a rat's ass about romancey stuff!
Act 7 up to 4 minutes in
Jade Harley is the Witch of Space
JOHN: actually... JOHN: you know that ring? JOHN: i have it now. VRISKA: Holy crap, dude. Where is your sense of curiosity????????
AG: John!!!!!!!! AG: You're heading into the 8lackout, so I won't 8e a8le to see you until you leave. AG: You can't fool me, John. I know you are not staying dead for long. AG: Anyway, if you actually get around to reading any of this, thanks for listening, John.
Exploration of the castle, his conversation with Grimdark Rose, and finding his dad, Rose's mom, and Jack Noir until Jack stabs him to death.
Trickster mode at Rose and Kanaya's wedding
Finding Roxy with Rose's body and talking about how to fix things until Terezi shows up.
EB: what happens in our game that's different from yours that makes things go so badly? CG: JACK NOIR. EB: but how did he do that? what was different about what we did versus what you did? CG: FRANKLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE ORIGINAL THING THAT TIPPED THE SCALE WAS.
EB: you typed my name in 64 bit. AG: Wow. What a nerd! EB: so, you seem to like 8's a whole bunch, and i guess you are like, kind of spidery themed or something? AG: Yeah! EB: haha, spiders are gross! AG: Fuck you!!!!!!!!
Vriska's tantrum about treasure and sticking his hand in it and disappearing.
JOHN: so tell me about your ridiculous meteor journey! DAVE: um
EB: oh hell no, you put this thing in front of the door? TT: There's a door there? EB: um, YEAH??? and the birth of a kernelsprite
Timeline hopping adventures and coming back to Terezi
BirthdaySnapchats in whichJohn and Dave argue about the importance of birthdays
Meeting up with Roxy on LOWAS but talking about canonical lives
Bouncing bullshit with pogo hammers
Snapchats between John and Caliborn
JOHN: i can't believe she had to spend all that time on the ship thinking i was dead... JOHN: i mean, i guess i WAS dead. but...
JOHN: the thought of changing the time line is still mind boggling to me. JOHN: if i really can control it now, i should be able to come back here any time i want. JOHN: which means i won't be gone long!
Ectobiology and becoming ECTOBIOLOBABYSITTER
KARKAT: HOW IN THE CONTEMPTIBLE NAME OF MY PERMANENTLY HATE-SOILED JERKOFF TROUSERS CAN YOU ***POSSIBLY*** BE HERE?! JOHN: no, i'm not doing this! JOHN: i'm not explaining the retcon shit again! and then he promptly disappears
JOHN: NOOOOOO, TEREZI! JOHN: DON'T DO IT!!! As he punches Vriska in the face and he and Terezi argue
Following Vriska's battle orders and then splitting up.
TT: Nanna said to build, so that's what I'm doing. EB: oh yeah. ok. Ok, you obviously don't have enough grist yet for something that ambitious. But you can get started with something of a foundation for upward construction, at least.
Meanwhile with imps John finds himself facing a huge ogre.
JOHN: jaspers, no!!! JOHN: it's fine if you want to sing me the birthday song but for the love of god, don't MEOW it!!!! as John slams into a wall.
GC: JOHN S33 TH4T B1G P13C3 OF JUNK TH3R3 EB: the rocket pack? GC: Y34H C4PTCH4LOGU3 TH4T 4ND S3ND M3 TH3 COD3 GC: ONC3 YOU M4K3 1T 1M SUR3 3V3N YOU 4ND YOUR UND3RD3V3LOP3D BON3 NOOK W1LL B3 4BL3 TO F1GUR3 OUT WH4T TO DO GC: T4LK TO YOU ON TH3 OTH3R S1D3 >:]
GG: john where did you get that nice flying car?????? EB: oh god dammit! EB: maybe if i fly around in this car with this guy beeping here, the noise will get his attention and he will find me.
EB: no, i don't have it yet. EB: my dad has the mail and i guess i have to go get it from him and see if it's there. TG: hope you like hammers dude! EB: yeah, that's fine i guess. i can't imagine it's going to be all that relevant.
GG: john, i already found your dad! GG: in the meantime, why dont you fly around and keep looking? GG: at least now you know to look for a castle GG: and maybe the clouds will give you some more tips!
Homosuck. Like. Walking through and being stuck in Homosuck and reject clones.
abilities
Sylladex (10 cards)
Strife Specibus (Hammerkind)
Godtier divinity (flight, sense of aspect, and being able to breathe in space ig)
40 additional cards for his sylladex
The Windy Thing: full use of his aspect to control the breeze, create cyclones, turn into the breeze, etc.
items
Magic chest and items
Wrinklefucker
Vodka Mutini aka Dr. Meowgon
Wise Guy Slime Suit
Slime shirt
Spade shirt
Ring of Life (without magic properties)
Letter from Jade
Dad's PDA with the dad-forum
The bunny Dave gave him
The original Sassacre and Nanna's letter
John's part of the Sburb walkthrough
Serious Business Goggles, a hands-free computing device
Remote ghost gauntlets
Telescopic Sassacrusher
Birthday letter to Rose
His blue and white ghost blanket
Pesterchum chat client
Vriska-fied outfit
Sprite necklace
Matthew McConaughey poster with a tear in the forehead
Birthday letter to Dave
Birthday letter to Jade
Letter from Jake
Warhammer Zillyhoo
Godtier pajamas
SBaHJ autographed poster and selfie of Dave Strider
Several of the snapchat pictures from the ending credits of this dumb comic.
His crown from the human kingdom
Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo
Dad's hat and pipe
Terezi's bloody scarf with retcon instructions
John's childhood home
Rose's Sburb walkthrough
Ectobiologist suit
Cardboard cut-outs of Jade, Dave and Rose
Dad's Wallet sylladex including everything inside.
appearance
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