[SIGH.] You just cannot let me be the cool one for once, can you? [He doesn't seem bothered about being Igor in this situation though and he concentrates on the items in his hands, frowning to himself before producing...a cookie sandwich with dorito-flavored cream in the middle.]
...do you think maybe they are fusing in the opposite way on purpose?
Like, do I think your magical ability has a personality and is out to get us specifically? I don't know, try to do another one. We need two to eat, anyway.
[THIS. WAS. STUPID. While Dave's expression remains the same, the same can't be said for John and after one bite and swallow he immediately drops the cookie.]
I am never listening to your idea about snacks ever again.
...draw it. Both of them. I want to see what happens. [And let's just assume that yes instead of training this is definitely what they waste their time on instead.]
[ i'm glad it took them like 6 days to start legitimate training. DAVE WILL DRAW THE THINGS? we can probably wrap this one because 10 zillion threads but.
ring pop + fruit roll ups lucky charms cereal + captain crunch cereal sugary apple rings + pop rocks laffy taffy + licorice
[It's John, there's no way they wouldn't end up distracted because he's involved. But also he'll probably bug Dave continually to make the apple rings + pop rocks combo and the cereal combo a lot after this day, RIP Strider.]
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...do you think maybe they are fusing in the opposite way on purpose?
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That worked better. Which one do you want? [Because they are both bound to be gross.]
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[ i.e. the newest one. he holds out his hand for it? ]
Count of three?
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Count of three. One, two, three. [And he'll just bite into his cookie because delaying it will be worse.]
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...
his expression alters not at all as he chews and swallows.
BUT CHRIST WAS THIS A POOR LIFE CHOICE ]
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I am never listening to your idea about snacks ever again.
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If I asked you to combine two other snackfoods right this second you probably would.
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That would depend on the other snackfoods. How am I supposed to trust your judgement after this? This is betrayal, Dave. Absolutely betrayal.
But yeah, maybe later. We'll see.
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Fruit roll up ring pops?
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...draw it. Both of them. I want to see what happens. [And let's just assume that yes instead of training this is definitely what they waste their time on instead.]
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ring pop + fruit roll ups
lucky charms cereal + captain crunch cereal
sugary apple rings + pop rocks
laffy taffy + licorice
???????????? ]
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