PERSONAL OVERFLOW FOR RECOLLÉ

[windeity]

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[maskreant]

you seem cool so far, though not wendigo cool.

it's okay. he's kind of like those cool kids in school, so he's more into filling his instagram and twitter with live updates than lurking in the dark depths of the internet. i don't blame him. you find the weirdest stuff there.

yeah. taste might be gone, but at least we can keep #aesthetic. maybe i'll ask my friend... his omelettes glow in the dark, so maybe he can help us with cookies.

[windeity]

thanks. that just gives me a goal to work up to then.
pff. i guess, but i know people who do both. what do you call those kind of people?
...i have some concerns about glowing omelettes though. why are the omelettes glowing?

[maskreant]

ganbatte, John-kun. also, they're called "lost causes" i've heard.

i stopped questioning a lot of things over time. it still tastes as gourmet as ever.

[windeity]

that sounds pretty harsh. but i guess internet junkies cannot be helped. anyway thanks.
i guess after being here for a while it makes sense to stop asking questions. and as long as you did not gain any weird like mutant powers or something from it that is probably fine.

[maskreant]

define mutant powers.

[ SWEATING ]

[windeity]

extra limbs, the ability to phase through walls, stuff like that.
i guess powers are a little different here since a lot of people have them.

[maskreant]

yeah, powers seem to be popular with us. looks like i don't meet the pre-reqs to be a mutant.

do you have one? a power.

[windeity]

i think you might be ok enough that mutantness is not required.
but yes. i mean sort of? i have some of my powers and i know i have more to come eventually.

[maskreant]

thanks. that's comforting to hear.

wow. someone sounds overpowered. how exciting.

[windeity]

no problem.
it is exciting! if it is all true.
but i have it on good authority that i have a lot of powers eventually.
but a lot of people have some really cool stuff.
which is both good and alarming.

[maskreant]

it's only alarming if some people here can't be trusted.

[ .......... ]

okay, it's very alarming. good luck, Mr. Egbert. i hope to see you alive next year.

[windeity]

what do you think i have dave for?
but thanks, i think.

[maskreant]

as an accessory. he increases your cool stat by 10, but also lowers max sanity.

... survivability by 50?

[windeity]

hahaha. that actually sounds about right.
but it is like one of those accessories that you keep and you are so used to it it becomes a part of you and you never swap it out.
that's how it is.

[maskreant]

that sounds nice and sweet, though...

i can't tell if you're happy about that or not.

[windeity]

shrug.
he's my best friend, so i guess that is all there is to say on it.
i am happy about it though.
...wait you are the one who started talking to me about this, how did we get here?

[maskreant]

you're the one that brought him up again, so i should be asking you that question?

at this point, i don't question the direction of my conversations.

[windeity]

i think that is maybe a good idea.
especially since i have absolutely no idea.

[maskreant]

let's say it's a sign of our genius.

anyway, i'll ask my friend about glowing cookies and get back to you about them. you can give them to Wendigo somehow as a peace offering.

[windeity]

that sounds like a good plan.
i apparently will need it.
thanks!