Item: Sburb Walkthrough by Rose
Action: Enter the Medium
Action: Watch kernelsprite split
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "wow ok. so then i guess if this is all the game's doing, then the point is for us to save the world?" "Perhaps."
Action: Walk across platform to retrieve PDA
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose " since i got here i feel compelled to do these weird things i don't really want to do. by some kind of voice that i can't really even hear. i don't know, it is hard to explain."
Item: Sburb walkthrough pt 2
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose arguing about cake mix, trying to prototype the sprite, and creating Nannasprite
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "You need to connect to my client, so I can repeat your steps and presumably join you, wherever you are. We should do this quickly, before my house burns down."
Convo: Pesterlog with Dave "dude, i don't have time for your nerdy raps!"
Action: Watch Dad's car disappear into the abyss
Convo: Pesterlog with Jade "i dont know john maybe this is your destiny. if anyone can save the world i think it is probably you!"
Convo: Pesterlog with Dave "rose is in trouble and she needs help. i was going to connect to her with sburb but i lost my copy!"

Action: Watch thick unpleasant fluid pool from under the door
Convo: Pesterlog with Dave "what are you an idiot. of course there are monsters in your house. youre in some weird evil monster dimension come on." "that's fine, you are entitled to your opinion, i am just saying that being a white guy who is a rapper with a ventriloquist doll is not cool by any stretch of the imagination or by any definition of word cool, ironic or otherwise. that's all i'm saying. "

Item: Data Structures for Assholes
Action: Strife with Shale Imp
Action: Climb echeladder, become plucky tot
Item: Bunnykind
Item: Strife Porfolio
Action: Change abstratus
Action: Get pranked by Nannasprite
Convo: Spritelog with Nannasprite "anyway, are you REALLY my dead nanna?" "what? ok, so what is the medium you are talking about? "
Location: The Medium, The Seven Gates, and Skaia
Convo: Spritelog with Nannasprite "And once the Kernels are situated, that is when the game is afoot. The true war begins, light versus dark, good versus evil."
"so i guess the battle against good and evil is sort of irrelevant? well, i don't know, that all sounds kind of weird, but in any case, we build the house to get to these gates, and then i can save my dad!"
"Your purpose is so much more important than saving that silly old planet, though!"
Oh God dammit, that's just what you need. More baked goods.

Item: Sburb Walkthrough pt 3
Convo: Pesterlog with Dave "what happened with the monster that is totally definitely in your room did you kill it"
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "Fine. Enjoy your stupor."
"John, whenever you read this, you should know I put the shale you collected to use and finally deployed the Punch Designix."
Location: monster-infested yard
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "i'm not sure what came over me there, i was acting really crazy for some reason."
Location: backyard infested with shale imps
Action: Watch Rose drop your piano on an imp
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "well it may sound dumb, but i was hoping to avoid nanna and her spooky ghost cookies."
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "i could have warned you about those stairs!"
"did you know he thinks puppets are cool? he's so dumb!"
Item: shaving cream
Location: imp-infested house.
Ride pogo ride and slip on crux dowel
Action: Don't move or the pogo gets it
Item: Sburb walkthrough pt 4
Item: Designix
Item: pogoride card. Action: examine
Action: use Designix, make new punch holes, keysmash, burn your cards.
Convo: Pesterlog with Dave "PUPPETS. AWESOME." Convo: Pesterlog with Rose: "John I'm going to throw a bathtub through your wall."
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose Talk about stairs and Dad's room.
Items: contents of Dad's safe
Item: Fatherly note
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose About punching cards
Action: Launch PDA out hole in your house
Action: lad scamper up the stairs
Action: make a tent
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose captchalogue cards and dowels
Item: useless rocket pack
Action: review a-hole trick, overlap punched cards, create new totem.
Item: Pogo hammer
Action: Attack an imp and catapult sky-high
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "rose, can you keep the imps at bay? like, drop some stuff on them if they sneak too close." "No, you should pick up your hammer and defend yourself."
Action: dream of Skaia
Convo: Pesterlog with Jade "dont lose hope john i think it will all turn out for the best if you stay positive.... "
"they're really weird when they talk to me about you, like they're always trying convince me you have some spooky powers, but i'm always like no she seems like a pretty regular girl to me!"
Action: face Crude Ogres
Item: original letter from Nanna