John's Intro
Your name is John Egbert
Items: contents of John's trunk

Convo: Pester Log with Dave: Talk about Little Monsters and the Beta.

Items: John's list of games
Items: Colonel book

Convo: Pester Log with Dave: "EB: yes, it is understandable because you are really attractive. i am attracted to you.
TG: thank you " and talks about data structures, strife specibus allocation

Action: Stick arms in cake

Convo: Pester Log with Dave "Hope you like hammers dude!"

Items: Game Bro magazine with Sburb article
Items: Harlequin statues
Items: Nanna's ashes

Action: topple urn

Items: Present from Dad, harlequin doll

Location: Bedroom

Convo: Pester Log with Rose "jk I was wearing a disguise the whole time"

Action: attach arms to doll

Location: Study
Items: prank items on desk, hats, and Dad's pipe
Action: play haunting melody (Showtime)
Action: play 52 pick-up

Location: Outside You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.

Action: Strife with Dad
Action: Take the pie tin and drop smoke pellets before absconding
Items: Dad's PDA
Items: Sburb beta

Location: backyard

Action: perform surgery on the cake

Convo: Pesterlog with Dave Discuss your mancrush on Matthew Mc., Nic Cage, the birthday shades and your stack modus.

Items: coding books
Items: Fetch Modus: FIFO
Action: Razor launch
Items: More magic chest items
Action: Launch PDA and fill sylladex with glass.

Items: The Bunny

Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "oh the game. ok." "Why don't we get started?"

Action: Start Sburb Beta

Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "is my magic chest on my roof now."
Action: Toggle between Queue and Stack
Action: Examine Totem Lathe
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "You should have received two envelops."
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "I can retrieve the items you threw out the window for some reason?" and tree modus.
Action: Deploy Cruxtruder
Action: Deploy Alchemiter "why is the floor shaking? are you dropping more stuff in my house?"
Action: Examine Dad's PDA and install pesterchum
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "There is a cake in the toilet." "yes. there is."
Action: Investigate Rose dropping a toilet in the yard.
Item: Sledgehammer

Convo: Pesterlog with Jade Packages and explosions
Action: Examine Cruxtruder "oh hell no. you put it in front of the door?
Action: Play with Cruxtruder as Rose drops a bathtub
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "you can see me right. tell me what is wrong with this picture."
Action: Hit Cruxtruder with sledgehammer and unearth kernelsprite
Action: Pick up pre-punched card and maim clown doll
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose About kernelsprites. "well you are the one with the cursor so do what you think is right! and fix my bathroom.
Action: Prototype kernelsprite with harlequin doll
Action: captchalogue telescope, jet PDA to neighbor's yard
Action: Activate Alchemiter
Action: Examine meteor
Items: Build Grist
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "oh man who cares about the bathroom, now there's a meteor heading for my house!!!"
Convo: Pesterlog with Dave "we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up. "

Action: Use prepunched card on totem lathe
Action: Retrieve cruxite dowel
Action: Activate lathe, create totem

Action: Lose connection with TT, become stuck.
Action: tell Liv you love her
Convo: Pesterlog with Rose "hurry up and open my door! not that it even matters, i think i'm probably dead no matter what!!!!!!"
Action: Place totem on Alchemiter, create apple tree
Action: Enter the Medium