GROUPCHAT OF NINJAS AND WARRIORS

[windeity]

[ MEMBERS ]

John	Dave	Eleanor	Yukiko

Comments

[windeity]

i really hope that is not how you actually advertise me to people.

[burningblossoms]

You aren't, but if I'm Dave's then it has to be mutual.

And you tease me constantly anyway.

[notyourutopian]

Oh well in that case I guess I'm John's best friend now!

Also Dave you're making him sound like a misbehaving puppy

[parodeity]

hes a combination of misbehaving puppy and runaway hot air balloon

[burningblossoms]

hah!

[Excuse her for about 5 minutes. She can't type.]

[windeity]

i object!
on like. the grounds that I am not a puppy.

[parodeity]

objection overruled

[notyourutopian]

You don't want to be a puppy but you're okay with being a runaway bag of hot air?

I think I'd rather be a little barker than a runaway farter.

[windeity]

ok ew first of all.
but also he is just mad that i float at inconvenient times now.

[parodeity]

im not mad im just being accurate

5 minutes later

[burningblossoms]

...oh my god.

[And then she vanishes for a bit more. Still laughing, gdit]

[notyourutopian]

Just farting off into the sky at random times?

Also I think we may kill Yukiko at this rate.

[windeity]

no one is farting anywhere!
rip yukiko :(
if she lives through saturday we'll meet you at the training site and go from there?