parodeity: mrharrisonford @ tumblr (TALK 🎧 or monologue w/e)
revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [personal profile] windeity 2018-02-04 07:50 am (UTC)

theres a dark cave with an abandoned lantern
this is like horror movie 101 shit
obviously were going into it
if i die know i was tolerably fond of you and stuff
man i bet its even colder in there somehow
like theres some reservoir of ice or an ice demon just waiting for me out there somewhere
i will never be truly warm again
when do i get packed off on a field trip to a tropical island
is there a ceo whose dick you have to suck for that
although actually i think the ppl who went to an island also fought mermaids or something?
im not entirely clear on that ngl
but anyway my complaint about a lack of tropical locations and me combining stands

into the cave we go see you later babe

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