JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoopsnormal font too!
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waves hand vaguely february
theres a party bus
with beds
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what the shit
also i see a bunch of ppl i know
shouto akira eren yusuke yu pen
did you get a party bus too
i dont see a disco ball so its a subpar party bus
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im cold
its getting colder
youre being docked serious pay for not managing to do your job egbert
[ like five minutes later: ]
akira gave me his jacket and i love him
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also yusuke drew me
[ attached is a snap of yusuke's sketch. dave's nose looks broken because of bumps in the road making it hard to draw. ]
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team selfie holla
[ dave, byakuya, orihime, and pen all in the dark as fuck forest...hovering a few inches off the ground for all of them. the other three are about three inches high and have a faint glow, while dave's just floating under his own power. byakuya looks annoyed, the girls are doing peace signs, and dave has a compass in his right hand while his phone is in his left taking the angled shot. ]
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and i assume that is byakuya.
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this is like horror movie 101 shit
obviously were going into it
if i die know i was tolerably fond of you and stuff
man i bet its even colder in there somehow
like theres some reservoir of ice or an ice demon just waiting for me out there somewhere
i will never be truly warm again
when do i get packed off on a field trip to a tropical island
is there a ceo whose dick you have to suck for that
although actually i think the ppl who went to an island also fought mermaids or something?
im not entirely clear on that ngl
but anyway my complaint about a lack of tropical locations and me combining stands
into the cave we go see you later babe
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where even are you?
it's not cold here. it's just bright.
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but yeah good luck
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anyway have a picture of a naked zoro without any offered context. ]
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weird heart rocks
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any idea what it does yet?
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considering boycotting dinner
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can you talk tonight if you have a sec
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away from everyone else or?
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sorry for his everything
it was supposed to be some kind of scavenger hunt. there's just a paperclipped pack of fourteen cards for john and nothing else; the rest of whatever the hell dave had planned to do was probably contingent on being in the same location, but he'd opted to just have chiyo collect the dumb thing to send off, rather than waiting to send john through a puzzle gauntlet for the damn splintered letter. they're paperclipped in order, but dave didn't number them if john mixes them up.
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen. fourteen is inside a plain white envelope, and is just a sheet of notebook paper, front and back.
whenever chiyo's deliveries hit group four, dave sends a single text to john, assuming that group three should get theirs around the same time or maybe earlier, who knows: ]
"have you ever had someone who when youre around them
its like your heart is a little bit lighter and the world doesnt seem to be pressing in on you quite so much
like theyre a shelter youve always been looking for
or a safe harbor from the storm
and the moments you spend together are carved out from the timeline and the world and theyre just yours
not always good not always bad
but always precious
moments that you look forward to throughout the day
and that keep you going throughout the week
its not really romance im talking about but friendship
but like
its how every moment with him is like that
and when he smiles at me i always want to smile back even though i dont do that really
and it makes the world seem a little bit more okay when he laughs or grabs my hand or tells me a stupid joke
or insists that matthew machoaney is a good actor
im dating him because of all that
and because he respects the lines i draw in the sand
like theyre iron walls
which maybe they kind of need to be sometimes
and because he makes me feel safe
and like every place he is happens to be home
and because i love him"
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eventually when it's edging into nightfall even more, he simply texts: ]
call me
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<3
[ thanks dave, this absolutely wasn't important at all. ]
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presumably dave isn't pleased for really obvious reasons. ]
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as it like.
falls from way up high.
okay. ]
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2/21 text
<3<3<3
[ ...........the hearts are just because. ]
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