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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

are you opposed to me being your housewife

[windeity]

not exactly.
i would be okay with you being a hot housewife.

[parodeity]

finally youre supporting my dreams

[windeity]

if you really wanted to be a housewife i would not stop you but i think you would eventually get bored.

[parodeity]

eh
probably not actually
thats the kind of bullshit i was into even back then
just the absolute mundane

[windeity]

well.
i am not opposed to taking care of you if that is what you want to do.
but you might need to learn how to use half of the appliances i bought first.

[parodeity]

wow
but nah i mean i plan to like
get a degree if the world lasts that long
do things
convince you we need family pics w the cat

[windeity]

the world has to last that long, i promised you at least four years.
anyway we took a family photo with the cat at christmas and it was only a little weird so we can probably keep doing that.

[parodeity]

what if i want more

[windeity]

more than four years or more cat pictures?
both are incredibly negotiable.

[parodeity]

ill let you know when i run out

[windeity]

sure dave, if you say so.

[parodeity]

[ he takes a picture of himself flipping john off, because wow ]

[windeity]

what!!
i am lost on what we are talking about again.
i will give you more than four years and cat pictures?

[parodeity]

yeah probably
we tend to zigzag seriousness

[windeity]

sorry. sometimes i try to keep up but sometimes i have no idea what you're saying.

[parodeity]

idefk at this point
trying to avoid being weirder than i already have been considering weve been dating all of two months and change

[windeity]

i don't care if you're being weird.
i like you being weird? even when it's weird.
wow that was stupid you know what i mean.

[parodeity]

ok when i said weird i probably meant clingy

[windeity]

i mean. i have noticed you are clingier than most people when you feel like it but i'm not bothered by it.

[parodeity]

why though
just like
asking for a friend

[windeity]

if i said i did not have an answer what would your friend do?

[parodeity]

id ask if it was because you liked it
for specific reasons

[windeity]

yes.
for specific reasons.

[parodeity]

we dont have to talk about the reasons