JOHN EGBERT
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well whats your favorite part then
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it is part of why i like sharing a bed with you, too.
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surprisingly possessive of you actually
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i like that you are mine.
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i like it too
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i didn't want it to be weird if you didn't.
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or that are normal
if that makes sense
like i wouldnt be chill dating someone who had a say about how i spent my time
aside from like
i think its normal to ask someone to spend some amount of time with you
if youre good friends or dating
but like not every second of every day
and i think its reasonable to go hey dont kiss other people maybe
or see people who hang out in vents and sneak around macking on them
but also reasonable to go yeah were dating but who the fuck cares if they flirt theyre not gonna do something
since
in this scenario you would in fact be dating someone who would not be cheating behind your back
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which is fine btw, i do not really mind that much if you flirt with people because you're you.
i will never hang out in a vent.
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i mean if you didnt feel comfortable with me flirting i wouldnt but you of all people know i just do that pointlessly
but i was mostly just like
using examples and stuff
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but those are also weirdly specific examples haha.
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hey????
fuck you i can be smooth with you sometimes
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wait did terezi and gamzee.
never mind.
also name one time you were smooth with me?
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