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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

thanks for not being polyamorous with four types of boyfriends slash girlfriends
but yeah ok
i GUESS we can bring the sun into this
if we absolutely must

[windeity]

slowly. maybe once a week just until we figure out how we all work together.
also no way, four would be too many actual people.

[parodeity]

five
the peacemaker quadrant involves three people

[windeity]

the what?
why would it include three?
wouldn't it just be easier for the two people who need a peacemaker not to be in a quadrant?
oh my god why are we talking about this?

[parodeity]

idk scroll up and find out
but like theres the two arguing ppl
and then the person spraying them with a water bottle
so three people in the gray quadrant
ashen?
what the fuck ever
why the fuck do i gotta know this shit

[windeity]

because you were here first and so you have to know it.
and because you are the one who made fun of me for not knowing how many quadrants there were.
this is karma, dave!

[parodeity]

quadrant is selfexplanatory john come the fuck on

[windeity]

shut up, i was and continue to be bad at math.

[parodeity]

ill handle doing our bills in the future i think

[windeity]

you stole all of my money when we were kids so maybe not?

[parodeity]

dont trust me?

[windeity]

i apparently trust you enough if i did it the first time.
and anyway sometimes i make poor decisions.
are you planning on being my impulse control?

[parodeity]

only if the impulse is going to get you killed
otherwise nah
you do you and ill come along for the ride

[windeity]

haha.
you will not be getting rid of me that easily so most of my impulses will be non-deadly.
but on the other hand it is pretty nice to have a ride or die.
metaphorically speaking.

[parodeity]

we both know it isnt remotely metaphorical

[windeity]

kay well please don't actually die in this case?

[parodeity]

john i think you miss the point of ride or die

[windeity]

ok well maybe just ride then and leave the dying to other people?

[parodeity]

if your life isnt on the line it wont be an issue

[windeity]

i have your back just as much as you have mine. you know that, right?

[parodeity]

partners
i got it

[windeity]

is that such a bad thing to be?

[parodeity]

what
no
i prefer it when i can have your back
and im aware for you that means allowing the revers
i dont
want to just be your knight
i want to be more than that

[windeity]

yes it does.
but i get it.
i like you as my knight.
but you are more than that to me anyway.
if you want to be more though what is it you want to be?

[parodeity]

partners