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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

aka




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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

that is incredibly lucky for me. i would feel a little scared otherwise.

[parodeity]

also youre hotter and im shallow

[ untrue ]

[windeity]

thanks, i appreciate that.

[parodeity]

this is your cue to send me a selfie

[windeity]

[Cue a selfie of John absolutely mock-pouting at the camera then.]

better?

[parodeity]

i SUPPOSE i will stall leaving you for akira
even if he gave me a jacket
have i told you recently that youre like disgustingly photogenic

[windeity]

not recently and not disgustingly, no.
but thanks??
i can keep taking pictures i guess.

[parodeity]

must have been telling someone else then
please do

[windeity]

you're not so bad yourself, you know. considering you're my phone background.
i will do my best. promise.

[parodeity]

mines minato

[ why ]

the lock screen anyway

[windeity]

why are you both like this? serious question.
that's...i would be maybe more offended if it wasn't funny.

[parodeity]

because were amazing
and it isnt my non lockscreen wallpaper

[windeity]

do i get to know what your non lockscreen is?

[parodeity]

what do you think

[windeity]

mewpac.

[parodeity]

not quite

[windeity]

is it the same as mine?

[parodeity]

since when was i your phone bg anyway i thought it was mewpac

[windeity]

it was because she's adorable but i changed it around christmas.

[parodeity]

the sweater pic?

[windeity]

yeah. it makes me happy and it's cute.

[parodeity]

then no we didnt go in exactly the same direction

[windeity]

wait is yours mewpac then?

[parodeity]

youre like the conductor of clueless station

[ a second later he just answers by virtue of attaching his non-lockscreen, which is one of the UNFORTUNATELY MANY pictures he's taken of john, this one of john laughing. at him? with him? doesn't really matter. ]

[windeity]

[Dave that's gay. But it's fine, he's. Hm. It's...]

you are an actual ninja, i am fully convinced. i remember this but i wasn't paying close enough attention.
you make me happiest, i think.