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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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Comments

[parodeity]

It's mainly you.

[windeity]

My point stands that I'm glad when you sleep normal hours. It makes me feel a little better.

[parodeity]

I like when you're there when I wake up.

[windeity]

And that is not going to change since you somehow always manage to wake up before me even if you go to sleep later than me. Putting the beds together was a really good idea.

[parodeity]

All my ideas are good ideas????

[windeity]

You sure you want to jinx yourself like that?

[parodeity]

You complaining about the bed thing?

[windeity]

Absolutely not. Why would I do that?

[parodeity]

I have no idea, maybe you secretly want to try to fit into a college single together again.

[windeity]

We already did that, dummy. Remember? Pretty much all of October. It wasn't that bad.

[parodeity]

It...had its charms I guess?

[windeity]

Did you not like it very much?

[parodeity]

John, what the fuck. I think the one thing we established pretty firmly back then is that yes, I like sleeping with you.

[windeity]

Well! You were the one who was like "yeah it had charms I guess" and left it all vague-like.

[parodeity]

Oh my god. The sleeping with you part was chill, the constant concern one of us would fall off the bed was less chill, okay?

[windeity]

Wasn't that mostly a me concern since I would sleep on the outer edge of the bed? Maybe when we move out we can get a bigger one. Like a queen?

[parodeity]

I like having the wall to my back. Less directions to worry about. With you there I barely have to worry about the front side, either, 'specially 'cause you got some of your skills back. Queen sounds nice though.

[windeity]

If we get a queen we can push it against the wall then. [What a strange thing to worry about.] Are you afraid of monsters under the bed coming up to grab us?

[parodeity]

[ ...it's maybe an apt way to put it. ] Something like that.

[windeity]

[Hm.] Well...I will kick all kinds of monster ass and I will be very pissed about it because that is incredibly inconsiderate to be monster-ing during quiet hours.

[parodeity]

...I know. Part of why it's easy to sleep when you're there is you'll watch my back if something happens. [ even though, logically, nothing will. ] The other half - there's too many other halves, maybe.

[windeity]

Yeah. I would do that when you're awake, too. And I know there are still a lot of things I do not quite understand but don't worry about it. I can take your word for it and we'll get a nice queen bed for both of us. Maybe one of those dumb his and her mattresses that you can set the pressure on both sides of the bed or whatever.

[parodeity]

Waste of money. We'll end up tangled together mostly on one side anyway.

[windeity]

Should we spend the money on like a body pillow or something to prop it up next to the wall?

[parodeity]

[ an amused smile john can't see. ] If you want? I don't really mind how comfortable it is as long as you're there.