JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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but good. i'm glad.
everybody else in your group ok too?
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wtf is this weaksauce romance egbert
havent you ever heard of in sickness and health
what if being a werewolf is my sickness
wait nvm that sounds too sparkly vampire story territory
what if we never tell rose i said any of this
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also i'm definitely screencapping this and sending it to rose right now, sparkly vampire notes included.
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youre on the metaphorical couch im definitely not sleeping with you tonight
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but seriously if there are werewolves is your welsh sword enough to stop them? is that close enough to silver?
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also as long as something is corporeal i should be fine to cut it
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blood for the blood gods
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where are you guys now?
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also camp
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good. stay there.
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why are you telling me to stay here
did something happen
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and i know you and your tendency to do stupid things to save other people if something goes bad.
so stay. for now.
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i'm serious.
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i know you will text in between, but those times for sure.
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