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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

can you maybe text me when you get out of the cave because that sounds really ominous.
where even are you?
it's not cold here. it's just bright.

[parodeity]

[ john gets a few snapshots of that book lodged with him. like.

-phases of the moon calendar
-smudged almost illegible notes about giant shadow wolves
-notes that feature a large rough sketch of a snarling wolf with red eyes, and it will also mention that the wolves are prone to trickery and deceit
-and of course: "Fenrir grew at an alarming rate, and soon the gods decided that his stay in had to be temporary. Knowing well how much devastation he would cause if he were allowed to roam free, the gods attempted to bind him with various chains. They earned the wolf’s consent by telling him that these binds were tests of his strength, cheering as he broke free from each new chain." ]

werewolves and/or ragnarok

[ then he goes dead radio silent for like, 10-20 minutes, i'll get back 2 you ]

[parodeity]

[ 10/20 minutes later: ]

firesnakes

[windeity]

werewolves and snakes.
are you okay?
maybe don't get bitten.
i love you but i am not sure how i feel about becoming a furry.

[parodeity]

its not love unless you are willing to become a furry for me
also yeah im fine didnt even get nicked

[windeity]

i'm not jade!!
but good. i'm glad.
everybody else in your group ok too?

[parodeity]

are you saying you wouldnt go furry for me
wtf is this weaksauce romance egbert
havent you ever heard of in sickness and health
what if being a werewolf is my sickness

wait nvm that sounds too sparkly vampire story territory
what if we never tell rose i said any of this

[windeity]

i mean like i said i love you but i kind of have an anti-yiffing policy.
also i'm definitely screencapping this and sending it to rose right now, sparkly vampire notes included.

[parodeity]

wow
youre on the metaphorical couch im definitely not sleeping with you tonight

[windeity]

well excuuuuuse me.
but seriously if there are werewolves is your welsh sword enough to stop them? is that close enough to silver?

[parodeity]

probably
also as long as something is corporeal i should be fine to cut it

[windeity]

i don't know dude, shadow wolves don't exactly sound corporeal. but maybe that is just me.

[parodeity]

might be a way to make them corporeal
blood for the blood gods

[windeity]

as long as it's not your blood i guess that's fine.
where are you guys now?

[parodeity]

donating blood isnt that bad
also camp

[windeity]

there is a difference between donating blood and losing it in a fight.
good. stay there.

[parodeity]

what
why are you telling me to stay here
did something happen

[windeity]

no but you also just told me about shadowwolves and fire snakes.
and i know you and your tendency to do stupid things to save other people if something goes bad.
so stay. for now.

[parodeity]

its not like its a habit

[windeity]

neither is me wandering off and you still worry about that.

[parodeity]

in my defense you like to roam

[windeity]

ok well yes but that does not disprove my point, dave.
i'm serious.

[parodeity]

im mostly sure that wont be required

[windeity]

hey. do i get to make a request?

[parodeity]

you always do