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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

[ well. he picks up immediately but then he just doesn't talk for a minute or so, breathing even and measured and locked down now that he's had time to do that, but he's still not quite...okay. ]

Talk about somethin'. [ anything. he doesn't care what. ]

[windeity]

[...Dave? Hm. He doesn't know what to say, but.]

We have a golden retriever that's leading us through the woods. We spent way too long arguing about its name. Do you know Keith? He's with me and Natalie right now.

[parodeity]

No. [ his voice is a little too rough with exhaustion or something else, but whatever. ] I mean, no I don't know him, I don't think. You're...how are things?

[windeity]

[He's worried about that.] Things are okay. I think. There are monsters lurking in the woods but nothing major.

...how are things?

[parodeity]

Fine. [ the biggest lies told in one word ] Just...finished for the day, waiting around for everyone else. Ragnarok has yet to happen.

[windeity]

Good. I would hate for the end of the world to happen before I got to see you again. [That definitely happened in the first life but whatever!!!] Where are you?

[parodeity]

[ a quiet laugh, unexplained. ] Rafters. You?

[windeity]

With a bunch of satyrs, weirdly enough. It's a forest clearing and there are tents and stuff. I think we're still waiting.

[parodeity]

Aren't they the ones who fuck everything and play music?

[windeity]

Yeah, you can see where some of my concerns are. I promise not to fuck a satyr though. Their music isn't too bad though.

[parodeity]

You can fuck a satyr if you break up with me first. But record the music for me? I've never heard magical woodland piping or what the fuck ever we're talking about here. Also what the fuck why are your locals less "we do not go the castle" levels of unhelpful?

[windeity]

Already ahead of you, getting recordings on my phone and everything. Also I don't want to fuck a satyr so I guess you are just stuck with me.

...why, what are your locals doing?

[parodeity]

Being scared of wolves and shit mostly. Also I suppose I will cross "hit on a werewolf" off my to do list, then.

[windeity]

...did you hit on a werewolf? Or is that an euphemism for something else?

[parodeity]

I definitely did not hit on a werewolf. I think the last non you person I flirted with was either Minato or Souji? [ he doesn't remember or care since he means fuck all by occasional teasing. ] What would that even be a euphemism for though?

[windeity]

Thank you for clearing that up. And I don't know, unleashing your inner furry?

[parodeity]

I'm not sure I have an inner fury.

[windeity]

I would love you so much more if you didn't.

[parodeity]

Well, I don't. I don't think? I don't get mad that often. Annoyed maybe.

[windeity]

...I think we are talking about two different things unless there's anger tied into fur-kin.

[parodeity]

Oh. Like fursonas? I have one already.

[windeity]

...why? Why do you have one of these.

[parodeity]

Because Jade was a furry in our previous life and I was joking around? You'd totally be into my furrsona, though. Tightest buttock in the jungle.

[windeity]

Okay like. I am perfectly fine with your ass the way that it is but god, that is not a thing I needed to hear from anyone.

[parodeity]

You love Akwete Purrmusk by extension if you love me, suck it.