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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

we're arguing about traveling by horses because none of us know what the fuck we're doing, i think.
that is the feeling i am getting.
enjoy your bus.

[parodeity]

my bus has literal rooms on it so i will
also have you ever even ridden a horse

[windeity]

why would i have ever ridden a horse?
should we maybe learn to ride horses?
that sounds like one of those buses that goes cross-country.

[parodeity]

i already know how
i was strongarmed into some lessons as a kid when dirk and rose and roxy were in their yay horses phase
even if i got to quit after a few

so hey
sorry about this but byakuya definitely knows were dating

[windeity]

oh. i should have figured that out considering who your siblings are.
...???

[parodeity]

hes catching some of my thoughts

[windeity]

wait how? what do you mean by that?

[parodeity]

exactly what i said
we were talking about our new timepieces and he asked me straight up
a thing i was thinking about you

[windeity]

...huh. ok...
...what were you thinking about me?

[parodeity]

wow look at the time

[windeity]

oh my god TELL ME!!

[parodeity]

what if we do an experiment and i never tell you

[windeity]

were you thinking about the fact that i'm hot?
i'm going with that theory now.

[parodeity]

no

[windeity]

then you should give me a hint.

[parodeity]

what are YOU thinking about

[windeity]

how much sleeping tonight is gonna suck, frankly.

[parodeity]

oh
yeah

im thinking about rooftops

[windeity]

also time is irrelevant to you you're the knight of time!

[parodeity]

this is chronologicalcism

[windeity]

that's not even a word!

[parodeity]

this blatant wordism

[windeity]

then don't make up bullshit words, duh.

[parodeity]

stop oppressing my language skills

[windeity]

you're not a linguist though?