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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

[ hm, okay. john has no idea what dave is talking about. ]

Making out in the supply closet?

[windeity]

...you know now that we are dating there wouldn't be a reason to really kind of...stop at making out if we felt like it. Right?

[parodeity]

[ um. ]

Goddamnit, John. [ look ] ...I will keep that in mind the next time I want to kiss you at work.

[windeity]

...cool. [That maybe should have been said when they were in person.] I kind of wish I could kiss you right now.

[parodeity]

I'm less romantic and just want to shove my feet against your legs and not be cold.

[windeity]

I guess that kind of counts, sure. I am not sure my legs are great footwarmers but I get the point.

[parodeity]

They work for my purposes and I prefer you to a space heater anyway which is why I never wanted one. Which I guess you can get one if you have to now that I don't have to make up reasons.

[windeity]

Maybe next winter? It's February already, hopefully the weather warms up and stuff. But good to know you are just using me to leech heat all the time.

[parodeity]

Like you object to me being all over you? [ half a question. ]

[windeity]

Not really? I like you on me.

[parodeity]

You have zero shame.

[windeity]

Shut up, you know what I mean.

[parodeity]

That's why you have zero shame.

[windeity]

Would you rather me be shameful of what I like?

[parodeity]

I don't know, why don't you tell me more about this shit you like, Egbert.

[windeity]

[A pause.] Wait, you mean like right now? Or are you just being sarcastic?

[parodeity]

[ john's spared a smirk, unless he can hear it. ] Right now.

[windeity]

I like how you look at me without your shades? [Let's start with easy mode.]

[parodeity]

I look at you the same way even with them, you know.

[windeity]

Then I guess I just like the way you look at me like you'll never get bored with me.

[parodeity]

How could I? Is that even a concern?

[windeity]

I mean...a little? [Cool, let's just sound awkward about it.]

[parodeity]

It's not.

[windeity]

I know. I got that impression from you but sometimes I still worry about stuff like that.

[parodeity]

Which part gave you that impression? The part where I spent the better part of a year missing you, or the one where I can't be in the same room with you without followin' you around with my eyes even when I'm tryin' to do other bullshit? Or like, the multiple years of friendship? Dude.