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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

[ yeah sorry he just laughs and kisses john's neck while john's on the phone and pulls away without any visible issues when john hangs up. ]

Guess that'll have to do for however long.

[windeity]

There's an unhappy noise when Dave pulls away.]

This sucks. [But not long after there's a grin anyway.] Pick a movie, I'll go down and get the pizza. And check out your neck.

[parodeity]

You look way too pleased with yourself. [ dryly, as he lifts his hand to his neck almost absently. ]

[windeity]

[He slides off of the desk but before he gets off of it he leans forward to kiss the tip of Dave's nose.]

Because I am pleased with myself. [But he gets off the desk and moves, heading out of the room to go get their food.]

[parodeity]

[ john is impossible??? dave will check out his neck while john is gone, though.

and there is pretty much no way he won't take some pictures.

look ]

[windeity]

[Dave....he has time to do that because John's downstairs getting the pizza but eventually he comes back upstairs. Dave are you still being weird?]

[parodeity]

[ yeah he's happily taking those pictures and looking at them after, debating on angles. john can fuck off he should have known dave would do something like this? ]

[windeity]

[There's a very quiet laugh.]

What are you doing? [He doesn't mind and he's putting the pizza on the free desk.]

[parodeity]

Taking pictures, obviously. Want copies? [ save someone ]

[windeity]

If you're offering, duh. [Not serious. But he'll grab some paper plates from somewhere and wiggle the box in Dave's direction.] Come on. Eat. We are not going to be able to have pizza for a long time after this.

[parodeity]

I'll send you them. [ completely serious ] Also I don't really mind a lack of pizza. AJ would be worse?

[windeity]

Cool. [He's even dishing up the pizza and handing the plate to Dave.] Did you pack a lot of AJ?

[parodeity]

Yeah, I refuse to go without as long as I did last time or on the meteor ever again? [ he'll actually take a bite of his pizza...bless. ]

[windeity]

I don't know if we will be gone for three years, but I get your point. [Thank god. He does move to put in a movie, too.]

[parodeity]

[ dave picked ghostbusters because he's a fucking sucker. ] Better not be.

[windeity]

[He'll lead Dave to the floor in front of the bed so they can sit and eat, grinning at the movie choice.] We won't. I won't let that be a thing.

[parodeity]

You have a contingency plan, Romeo?

[windeity]

Tearing down the universe until we're together again?

[parodeity]

Violent of you. I'd help.

[windeity]

See, you cannot call it violent if you'd be my partner in crime. And anyway we know what a cracked universe looks like. As long as everyone we care about is still alive we can probably fix it later.

[parodeity]

I so can. The fact I'd Thelma your Louise no matter what the crime was can't be held against me?

[windeity]

Can I just say I am glad you made a Thelma and Louise reference instead of Bonny and Clyde or something else?

[parodeity]

We're totally more Thelma and Louise?

[windeity]

As much as I would be okay with going on the run with you maybe we shouldn't drive over a cliff to our deaths?

[parodeity]

Got a different ending to suggest?