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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

two questions.
one, what the fuck.
two, think zoro could benchpress a monster truck?

[parodeity]

one i cant explain
two definitely the dude is fucking ripped
he could bench press like twenty of me

[windeity]

can you even create a loop that features twenty of you?
we could test that.

[parodeity]

eh
him bench pressing wouldnt do shit for me
and yeah i can id just be tired

[windeity]

it's not for you, futaba and i were curious.
i could also probably benchpress you though, that is not a really hard feat since you are small.
don't do that then.

[parodeity]

wow hey im faller than you first the fuck of all
second the fuck of all i know and its attractive

[windeity]

only by a few inches!
...do you WANT me to benchpress you?

[parodeity]

[ LOOK ]

wow look at the time to be not here talking about this

[windeity]

it just means we're talking about it later!!

[parodeity]

do YOU want to benchpress me suddenly egbert

[windeity]

i mean kind of. just to see if i can.

[parodeity]

dont front we both know you could
and it would be hot
i hate you

[windeity]

guess i know what i'm doing to you when we get home?

[parodeity]

jfc
ok we cant talk about this while im supposed to be working in winter wonderland
santas elves have to focus
on like not your ridiculous hammer arms

[windeity]

hahaha.
i'll let you get back to being an elf.
text me later?

[parodeity]

yep
take care babe