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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

[What about a selfie of John pouting? And also one of him making a kissy face? Please ignore the swamp in the background.]

[parodeity]

[ a beautifully framed picture of dave flipping john off ]

[windeity]

hehehe.
come on don't be like that!
i love you?

[parodeity]

love you too
still leaving you anyway but maybe ill take you back later

[windeity]

wtf.
see if i share the bed when we get home then :(

[parodeity]

as if youd let me sleep on the floor
lbr within ten minutes of me trying to sprawl out there youd be like
dave
dave
daaaaaaaaaaave
get on the bed
blah blah blah your spine
or smth

[windeity]

i would not do it because of your spine, dumbass.
it would be because you'd be like.
john bro what the fuck it's cold down here.
bitch bitch moan i hate the cold.
fuck winter.
etc.

[parodeity]

and what if i didnt say a word in this little fantasy egbert
tell the truth
would you leave me down there or would you crack?

[windeity]

at that point i would probably actually join you on the floor instead which is probably counterproductive but oh well.

[parodeity]

whipped
is what i would say
if you werent dating me

[windeity]

does it not count even if we are dating?

[parodeity]

well i want you to keep dating me

[windeity]

as far as i know this is not a problem sooo...

[parodeity]

as far as you know?

[windeity]

as in i have no problem wanting to date you and do not see that changing anytime soon.

[parodeity]

dumbass
anyway we should split
as in get back to what we were doing not like split up

[windeity]

not a bad idea. i'll catch up with you soon <3