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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[windeity]

Clever mechanic, but definitely not something I wanted right now? But that answers that.

[robitussin]

Okay, so... I'll just, like, stay with you for a while.

[And try to avoid potential shenanigans.]

What do you want to talk about?

[windeity]

[Thanks Nat. There's a huff of a sigh though as he shrugs.]

...I don't know. Tell me how you've been. This forest is pretty weird but I am used to weird.

[robitussin]

It's been cool. I talked to a mushroom. He told me there's a forbidden swamp and I had to stop everyone from being stupid and immediately going there once they heard it was forbidden.

[just normal things.]

[windeity]

...do you think this forest is just a giant drug trip and we're actually in a building somewhere? So much of this seems really weird but then again I remember a lot of weird stuff from my past life so I cannot question much anymore.

[robitussin]

I'd say that the weirdness is on the same basic level as mistletoe bats. Either way, I really hope this is not a huge drug trip. It would be super great if that were not true.

[windeity]

You're the one with a weed apple. [But he shifts to lay his head on her shoulder.] But I would like a non-drug trip, too. I think Dave would probably be pissed.

[robitussin]

I am the one who previously had a weed apple. What did you end up doing with that thing, anyways?

[She shakes her head.]

I would hope all of us would be angrily about being unwittingly drugged.

[windeity]

I threw it at a train on accident. [But there's a frown.] I mean I would think all of us would be angry about being unwittingly drugged but also in the grand scheme of things I would not be that surprised. Which sucks.

...I mean not that I've ever done drugs? I just drank a lot after Vic and I started dating and stuff.

[robitussin]

How do you accidentally throw an apple at a train? Anyways, I would be both angry and surprised. That would be, like, a new low for them.

[A pause.]

You know, this makes me realized that I'm probably going to get back memories of being super stoned, and I can't imagine anything less appealing.

[windeity]

Sometimes things go flying out of my sylladex while I am trying to grab other stuff. Let's hope that isn't what this is.

[There's a laugh though.] Okay, what about a memory of a parent throwing a pie in your face? Would that be less appealing?

[robitussin]

That doesn't remotely answer my question.

[But his question, in turn, gets a nod.]

I would definitely rather have a pie thrown at me.

[windeity]

You asked how I accidentally threw an apple at a train. That is how. But okay, what about...re-enacting a really shitty movie while being absolutely sincere about it?

[robitussin]

I'm not certain how I would even get into a situation where I would reenact a shitty movie, so I can't really say.

[A smirk.]

Do you have experience in that?

[windeity]

[He just moves to gently push at her with his foot somehow.] I was thirteen and clearly did not know any better. What else would you do with an authentic movie prop?

[robitussin]

Not have it in the first place, probably. Seriously, where would you even get authentic movie props?

[windeity]

Ebay probably? Also Dave sent me the rabbit for my birthday and now it's actually in our room.

[robitussin]

Wait, which film rabbit is this?

[windeity]

Did you ever see Con Air?

[robitussin]

No. What's that?

[High treason.]

[windeity]

Are you...wait really? You've never seen that movie? [Neither have I, personally, but whatever.] Okay, we should maybe fix that. I have not seen it recently in this lifetime but I guess it was on par with my favorite movie for a while back then.

[robitussin]

Wow. It must be pretty great, if it's your favorite.

[Both of them, save themselves.]

Sounds cool. When are you down?

[windeity]

When we get home, duh. Like maybe the day after we get home, I bet I can find a copy online or something.

[robitussin]

...A legal online copy, right?

[windeity]

Does that part really matter? [A grin. But okay, fine.] It'll be a legal copy, yes. Promise.