RECOLLÉ INBOX 3.0

[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

aka




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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

[ a group chat invite because clearly that's what john needed today ]

<3<3<3

[ ...........the hearts are just because. ]

[windeity]

[Thanks Dave.]

<3<3<3 to you too.

[parodeity]

hes incredibly sweet you know

[windeity]

what?

[parodeity]

wrong q im talking about a person

[windeity]

ok. who?

[parodeity]

the guy reading this
thank you for participating in the meme

[windeity]

ffs.
joke's on you bro that is definitely true anyway.

[parodeity]

yes i know you are thats why i said it keep up

[windeity]

augh now i am just confused.

[parodeity]

im wooing you with memes keep up
i might be the only person in this relationship that would work on but whatever you get to put up with it
congrats

[windeity]

i don't mind i guess but my meme game is pretty weak compared to yours.

[parodeity]

i can teach you
want me to hit you with a few?

:)

[windeity]

i feel like i may regret this, but ok. sure. hit me.

[parodeity]

[ HE'S UTTERLY DELIGHTED FOR PERMISSION TO TROLL THE FUCK OUT OF JOHN. ]



[ apparently starting with that. ]

[windeity]

luck be in the air tonight isn't even proper grammar i think.
also wow what a way to start off showing this one to your boyfriend.

[parodeity]

was i supposed to start you with training wheels or something
lame

[windeity]

never mind. what else do you have?

[parodeity]

my doctor says im lacking some vitamins

[windeity]

???

[parodeity]

vitamin u and vitamin d

[ this isn't even a meme, it's a shitty pickup line.

dave is clearly enjoying himself ]

[windeity]

are you trying to meme at me or just hit on me?
(it's kind of working btw.)

[parodeity]

im frankly offended you dont think i can do both at the same time
so anyway
they say a kiss is the language of love so we should have a conversation

[ 50% hitting on john, 30% trolling him, 20% trying to get john to text stupid pick up lines with him. ]

[windeity]

i didn't say you couldn't.
i'm not a photographer, but i can picture you and me together.

[FFS.]

[parodeity]

[ things john misses out on: an actual laugh when john starts playing along. ]

did you get that shirt 50% off
bc i know where you can get it 100% off