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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[windeity]

Sometimes things go flying out of my sylladex while I am trying to grab other stuff. Let's hope that isn't what this is.

[There's a laugh though.] Okay, what about a memory of a parent throwing a pie in your face? Would that be less appealing?

[robitussin]

That doesn't remotely answer my question.

[But his question, in turn, gets a nod.]

I would definitely rather have a pie thrown at me.

[windeity]

You asked how I accidentally threw an apple at a train. That is how. But okay, what about...re-enacting a really shitty movie while being absolutely sincere about it?

[robitussin]

I'm not certain how I would even get into a situation where I would reenact a shitty movie, so I can't really say.

[A smirk.]

Do you have experience in that?

[windeity]

[He just moves to gently push at her with his foot somehow.] I was thirteen and clearly did not know any better. What else would you do with an authentic movie prop?

[robitussin]

Not have it in the first place, probably. Seriously, where would you even get authentic movie props?

[windeity]

Ebay probably? Also Dave sent me the rabbit for my birthday and now it's actually in our room.

[robitussin]

Wait, which film rabbit is this?

[windeity]

Did you ever see Con Air?

[robitussin]

No. What's that?

[High treason.]

[windeity]

Are you...wait really? You've never seen that movie? [Neither have I, personally, but whatever.] Okay, we should maybe fix that. I have not seen it recently in this lifetime but I guess it was on par with my favorite movie for a while back then.

[robitussin]

Wow. It must be pretty great, if it's your favorite.

[Both of them, save themselves.]

Sounds cool. When are you down?

[windeity]

When we get home, duh. Like maybe the day after we get home, I bet I can find a copy online or something.

[robitussin]

...A legal online copy, right?

[windeity]

Does that part really matter? [A grin. But okay, fine.] It'll be a legal copy, yes. Promise.

[robitussin]

That is the part that matters more than literally every other part.

[What a wet blanket.]

Okay. Cool. What's it about, anyways?

[windeity]

It's about a guy from the army who's convicted of manslaughter and he's in jail for ten years and he's sending letters to his daughter Casey. So the guy gets paroled after eight years and he boards this plane called the Jailbird which is basically a flying prison that's sending a bunch of other inmates to a higher security prison. But like when they're in the air, one of the prisoners starts a huge riot and hjiack the plane and stuff but some of the other people on the plane have to figure out how to stop the prisoners before they land and split up. That is pretty much all I can say without giving away the movie, but it's an action film with Nic Cage.

[robitussin]

Wait, okay, one quick question.

They were transporting all of these people to a high security prison, but didn't bother to make the plane high security enough to stop them from hijacking the plane or prevent them from rioting?

[windeity]

It's called suspension of belief, Nat. Sometimes that happens in cinematic history.

[robitussin]

Suspension of disbelief is just an excuse for lazy writing.

[windeity]

It's a movie from the 90s! Can you really expect anything better from them?

[robitussin]

Uh, yeah, there are movies from the 90s that are way better. The Sixth Sense came out in the 90s.

[or whatever the recolle version is. it's fine.]

[windeity]

Okay, but if you're going to pick a 90s Bruce Willis movie why wouldn't you pick Armaggedon? I am not even sure how we can be friends after this.

[...but he just starts laughing so that's fine.]

[robitussin]

Uh, because Armageddon isn't good?

[shots fired]

[windeity]

Okay, whoa, time out. You did not just insult one of the greatest disaster films of all time.