RECOLLÉ INBOX 3.0

[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

i feel like i may regret this, but ok. sure. hit me.

[parodeity]

[ HE'S UTTERLY DELIGHTED FOR PERMISSION TO TROLL THE FUCK OUT OF JOHN. ]



[ apparently starting with that. ]

[windeity]

luck be in the air tonight isn't even proper grammar i think.
also wow what a way to start off showing this one to your boyfriend.

[parodeity]

was i supposed to start you with training wheels or something
lame

[windeity]

never mind. what else do you have?

[parodeity]

my doctor says im lacking some vitamins

[windeity]

???

[parodeity]

vitamin u and vitamin d

[ this isn't even a meme, it's a shitty pickup line.

dave is clearly enjoying himself ]

[windeity]

are you trying to meme at me or just hit on me?
(it's kind of working btw.)

[parodeity]

im frankly offended you dont think i can do both at the same time
so anyway
they say a kiss is the language of love so we should have a conversation

[ 50% hitting on john, 30% trolling him, 20% trying to get john to text stupid pick up lines with him. ]

[windeity]

i didn't say you couldn't.
i'm not a photographer, but i can picture you and me together.

[FFS.]

[parodeity]

[ things john misses out on: an actual laugh when john starts playing along. ]

did you get that shirt 50% off
bc i know where you can get it 100% off

[windeity]

are you sure you're not tired? because you've been running through my mind all day.

[parodeity]

if you were a vegetable youd be a cutecumber

[windeity]

are you from tennessee? because you're the only ten i see.

[parodeity]

i object to that one because im very clearly texan

ergo:
fuck me if im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right

tbh 99% sure they do here somewhere
we just have to find jurassic park

[windeity]

do you really think something like that exists out there?

[Temporarily stopping the pick-up lines, oops.]

[parodeity]

dragons and unicorns do apparently so why not

[windeity]

dragons are kind of like dinosaurs anyway.
so ok. let's go find jurassic park. we can take a road trip somewhere someday.

[parodeity]

you really must be a magician
because when i look at you everyone else disappears

[ he has apparently not forgotten he was hitting on john. ]

[windeity]

[Goddamnit.]

are you a dictionary? because you're adding meaning to my life.

[parodeity]

im cold
let me use you as a blanket

[ that one is definitely supposed to be the other way around, dave. ]

[windeity]

what?
i am pretty sure you already do that.

[parodeity]

john im obviously still hitting on you keep up
you make this so difficult
why are you trying to kill the art of romance

[windeity]

because i need a roadmap since i get lost in your eyes?

[He tried.]