RECOLLÉ INBOX 3.0

[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

vitamin u and vitamin d

[ this isn't even a meme, it's a shitty pickup line.

dave is clearly enjoying himself ]

[windeity]

are you trying to meme at me or just hit on me?
(it's kind of working btw.)

[parodeity]

im frankly offended you dont think i can do both at the same time
so anyway
they say a kiss is the language of love so we should have a conversation

[ 50% hitting on john, 30% trolling him, 20% trying to get john to text stupid pick up lines with him. ]

[windeity]

i didn't say you couldn't.
i'm not a photographer, but i can picture you and me together.

[FFS.]

[parodeity]

[ things john misses out on: an actual laugh when john starts playing along. ]

did you get that shirt 50% off
bc i know where you can get it 100% off

[windeity]

are you sure you're not tired? because you've been running through my mind all day.

[parodeity]

if you were a vegetable youd be a cutecumber

[windeity]

are you from tennessee? because you're the only ten i see.

[parodeity]

i object to that one because im very clearly texan

ergo:
fuck me if im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right

tbh 99% sure they do here somewhere
we just have to find jurassic park

[windeity]

do you really think something like that exists out there?

[Temporarily stopping the pick-up lines, oops.]

[parodeity]

dragons and unicorns do apparently so why not

[windeity]

dragons are kind of like dinosaurs anyway.
so ok. let's go find jurassic park. we can take a road trip somewhere someday.

[parodeity]

you really must be a magician
because when i look at you everyone else disappears

[ he has apparently not forgotten he was hitting on john. ]

[windeity]

[Goddamnit.]

are you a dictionary? because you're adding meaning to my life.

[parodeity]

im cold
let me use you as a blanket

[ that one is definitely supposed to be the other way around, dave. ]

[windeity]

what?
i am pretty sure you already do that.

[parodeity]

john im obviously still hitting on you keep up
you make this so difficult
why are you trying to kill the art of romance

[windeity]

because i need a roadmap since i get lost in your eyes?

[He tried.]

[parodeity]

classics huh
are you a parking ticket bc you've got fine written all over you

[windeity]

i hope you know cpr because you take my breath away.
also there is nothing wrong with the classics.

[parodeity]

your hand looks heavy
want me to hold it for you

[windeity]

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i text you again?
...wow that one does not work that well.

[parodeity]

the answer is no anyway
i believe in like at first sight
but the only instance of straight up love at first sight
has always only ever been love at second sight
or sight coming after getting to know someone anyway you dig

[windeity]

you cannot tell me that you've never met someone that you got an instant crush on.

[parodeity]

hold up
whats the time limit for "instant"
and who the fuck have you fallen in love with at first sight