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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

idk scroll up and find out
but like theres the two arguing ppl
and then the person spraying them with a water bottle
so three people in the gray quadrant
ashen?
what the fuck ever
why the fuck do i gotta know this shit

[windeity]

because you were here first and so you have to know it.
and because you are the one who made fun of me for not knowing how many quadrants there were.
this is karma, dave!

[parodeity]

quadrant is selfexplanatory john come the fuck on

[windeity]

shut up, i was and continue to be bad at math.

[parodeity]

ill handle doing our bills in the future i think

[windeity]

you stole all of my money when we were kids so maybe not?

[parodeity]

dont trust me?

[windeity]

i apparently trust you enough if i did it the first time.
and anyway sometimes i make poor decisions.
are you planning on being my impulse control?

[parodeity]

only if the impulse is going to get you killed
otherwise nah
you do you and ill come along for the ride

[windeity]

haha.
you will not be getting rid of me that easily so most of my impulses will be non-deadly.
but on the other hand it is pretty nice to have a ride or die.
metaphorically speaking.

[parodeity]

we both know it isnt remotely metaphorical

[windeity]

kay well please don't actually die in this case?

[parodeity]

john i think you miss the point of ride or die

[windeity]

ok well maybe just ride then and leave the dying to other people?

[parodeity]

if your life isnt on the line it wont be an issue

[windeity]

i have your back just as much as you have mine. you know that, right?

[parodeity]

partners
i got it

[windeity]

is that such a bad thing to be?

[parodeity]

what
no
i prefer it when i can have your back
and im aware for you that means allowing the revers
i dont
want to just be your knight
i want to be more than that

[windeity]

yes it does.
but i get it.
i like you as my knight.
but you are more than that to me anyway.
if you want to be more though what is it you want to be?

[parodeity]

partners

[windeity]

ok. i am pretty sure we are definitely partners at this point even if we are separated currently.
we should maybe train together more when we're both back though.
but yes. partners.

[parodeity]

we can go for training however often you want babe

[windeity]

work it into a rotation of planned times i spend with you then.
i am trying not to take all of your time as much as i love you.

[parodeity]

ok we both know i have more time than you could ever take
comes with the territory
but also i take your meaning
i wouldnt want us to spend every second of every day together either
i mean maybe in my sappier moments i would but thats stupid and unhealthy and also i wouldnt actually
i like hearing about the dumb shit you do during your days
like when its dumb shit like guess what nat and i did today not hey dave i did this thing that might kill me lulz
and i like looking forward to seeing you again
and etc