JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoopsnormal font too!
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(Fine, but only because I know she has a loving home.)
Cats can be quite diverse in personality, despite their stereotypes.
Abaddon just happens to fit the stereotype of lazy, furry asshole.
I imagine he sees her as like a small, rambunctious child that cannot stop herself. I wonder if he has any opinions on her mutations.
All right. Things in the city have been unusual but no more than... usual.
I've had heart-shaped pupils and several rose petal showers.
I don't have a notif for this wtf
(and you can always visit!)
do cats have opinions? wait, what am i saying, of course they do.
cats are the most judgmental animals i know.
you've. what? like in the animes and stuff?
your inbox wants me to fail ac
(Oh, but you live so far away.)
Are they really? I find dogs to be far more judgmental.
Admittedly just in the sense of "owner bark bark bark" and "NOT OWNER BARK BARK BARK".
Exactly like in the animes.
yes exactly
i like dogs? but dogs will also bark at things that aren't owner-related. like cats. or ghosts. or stuff like that.
haven't you guys only always had cats anyway?
and i cannot decide if i am relieved or disappointed to miss the animes stuff.
i could have figured out a cool outfit and dramatic entrance and everything.
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Despite our Texan roots we've always been a cat family.
So all I really know about dogs is barking. Sometimes biting. No purring.
Disappointed, clearly. You're really missing out on the stupidest nonsense.
Now I'm disappointed to miss seeing such an occasion.
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cats bite too! mewpac has bitten me a few times but i think she was just playing.
i will re-enact my anime debut for you when we get back.
which is hopefully soon.
this is kind of bullshit.