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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

do you really think something like that exists out there?

[Temporarily stopping the pick-up lines, oops.]

[parodeity]

dragons and unicorns do apparently so why not

[windeity]

dragons are kind of like dinosaurs anyway.
so ok. let's go find jurassic park. we can take a road trip somewhere someday.

[parodeity]

you really must be a magician
because when i look at you everyone else disappears

[ he has apparently not forgotten he was hitting on john. ]

[windeity]

[Goddamnit.]

are you a dictionary? because you're adding meaning to my life.

[parodeity]

im cold
let me use you as a blanket

[ that one is definitely supposed to be the other way around, dave. ]

[windeity]

what?
i am pretty sure you already do that.

[parodeity]

john im obviously still hitting on you keep up
you make this so difficult
why are you trying to kill the art of romance

[windeity]

because i need a roadmap since i get lost in your eyes?

[He tried.]

[parodeity]

classics huh
are you a parking ticket bc you've got fine written all over you

[windeity]

i hope you know cpr because you take my breath away.
also there is nothing wrong with the classics.

[parodeity]

your hand looks heavy
want me to hold it for you

[windeity]

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i text you again?
...wow that one does not work that well.

[parodeity]

the answer is no anyway
i believe in like at first sight
but the only instance of straight up love at first sight
has always only ever been love at second sight
or sight coming after getting to know someone anyway you dig

[windeity]

you cannot tell me that you've never met someone that you got an instant crush on.

[parodeity]

hold up
whats the time limit for "instant"
and who the fuck have you fallen in love with at first sight

[windeity]

i don't know, like a day?
does that matter? i am not in love with them anymore and in hindsight now i am not sure if i ever was. but i definitely thought i was.

[parodeity]

we talked about being in love before
you said you thought so but actually that you hadnt been i remember

but ok
the answer is still fuck no
ive never had a crush on someone that fast not like you mean
and ive definitely never fallen for someone in a day
took me the better part of seventeen years for jade
the better part of a year and change for tz
and the better part of three years for someone else
and years of memories with you and some time here
before it was anything other than wow i want to be best friends and braid your hair and paint your nails
also one of those instances just included intense dislike for eons so lmao
i dont really do snap crushes beyond yeah this person is chill and maybe ill flirt
but like
idk wanting to do anything about it is a different level
i wouldnt call anything ive felt for anyone on day one love
one day feelings are more like and lust and generally nothing serious

2/2

[parodeity]

also i didnt actually "love" one of the four people ive dated so theres that
and one of them was more
possibly intense friendship feelings i misjudged?
or just that awkward moment where you realize actually
youre way happier with someone as friends and adding all the romance bullshit just makes you feel ill at ease
and like you lost something rather than gained something

well maybe that was two of them
fuck yeah ok my track record is a thing and why am i discussing it with you

as far as youre concerned lets pretend you think im not a romantic disaster thats preferable

[windeity]

that's still true btw. i hadn't. i just thought i was.
i am pretty sure i know who the intense dislike was.
anyway i read all of it and acknowledge it but also.
i kind of like you as a romantic disaster because it's just who you are.
and i love you.

[parodeity]

yeah
well
i love you too and shit
for the record its not like the times i wanted to switch back to friends
although i do kind of want to shove you off of things sometimes because i feel embarrassed
look at me keeping that impulse in check

[windeity]

wait hold on what have i done that you wanted to shove me off stuff?
that is incredibly rude and i am proud of your impulse control.
it is better than mine.

[parodeity]

like kissed me and told me you loved me and shit
its the same impulse that makes me want to laugh in your face whenever something terrible happens
youre sweet and i want to shove you off something because i dont know what the fuck else to do
usually it ends up translating into nervous laughter or kissing you instead
or staring like a lunatic

2/2

[parodeity]

god wait fuck ERASE all of that from your memory

[windeity]

lmfao.
absolutely not? i am screencapping this and everything.
...and anyway i have gotten used to it. i just kind of assumed it was normal at this rate which i am not sure what that then says about either of us.