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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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normal font too!

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[windeity]

Good! [He can't, he's contact-drunk and tired. Instead, he settles for just leaning against her anyway.] We'll make Dave watch them, too. I think we could share some of our Saturdays at least.

[robitussin]

I mean, if you guys already have plans those days, that's totally cool.

[is she just trying to get out of disaster movies? a mystery.]

[windeity]

We plan them as we go and if I say I want to watch shitty movies all day, he'll bitch but he'll do it with me. That's how our relationship works sometimes.

[robitussin]

Yeah, but if Saturday is, like, your day, I don't want to intrude on that or anything.

[windeity]

We also have Tuesday nights. I don't think he'll mind so much if we both agree on sharing Saturday.

[robitussin]

Are you just saying that because you're technically drunk, or will he really not mind?

[windeity]

The latter. Dave likes you enough that I sincerely doubt he would mind.

[robitussin]

[She gently shoves his shoulder.]

Don't make it weird.

[windeity]

People genuinely liking you is not weird. Dork. [But he's shoved and he isn't expecting it so. You know. Down he goes. Bye Nat.]

[robitussin]

It's weird if you bring it up out of—

[Nowhere, she almost says, before he's going down. After a moment of shock, she reaches down to help him up.]

Holy shit. Are you okay? I'm so sorry, oh my god.

[windeity]

[...he's just laughing suddenly, forgive him. Sorry Natalie he is still contact-drunk and that's how that goes.]

[robitussin]

...Why are you laughing? You scared me, you jackass!

[But she grins regardless.]

[windeity]

Sorry! Sorry, it was just kind of funny to me. No other reason.

[robitussin]

[A melodramatic sigh.]

You are the worst.

[windeity]

And yet you still like me anyway! What does that say about you?

[robitussin]

A temporary lapse in judgment?

[But it's clear from her tone that's meant teasingly.]

[windeity]

Well now that is just mean. [He grins from his place on the ground though.] ...do I have to get up?

[robitussin]

[There's another sigh as she moves, laying down next to him.]

I guess this is just our lives now. Thanks, world.

[windeity]

Sometimes...I think the world knows what it is doing in putting people like us together. So yeah. Thanks, world.

[Natalie should maybe tell him to shut up actually...]

[robitussin]

[There's a small pause before she reaches over to shove at him again, now that he doesn't have further to fall.]

You are such a nerd.

[windeity]

Dave is an even bigger nerd, and you can tell him I said that. [But he's shutting his eyes while they're laying here.]

[robitussin]

Tell him yourself. I'm not delivering your insulting but secretly schmaltzy thoughts to him.

[There's a smile in her voice as she says that.]

[windeity]

Is that what we're calling it now? Schmaltzy? [He's snickering anyway.] Whatever, fine, I will just text him myself then.

[robitussin]

Schmaltzy is absolutely the correct word. Also, please drunk text your boyfriend so I can read over your shoulder and laugh.

[windeity]

You can absolutely read over my shoulder, I don't care. [Let him live, he's tired.]