JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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you said you thought so but actually that you hadnt been i remember
but ok
the answer is still fuck no
ive never had a crush on someone that fast not like you mean
and ive definitely never fallen for someone in a day
took me the better part of seventeen years for jade
the better part of a year and change for tz
and the better part of three years for someone else
and years of memories with you and some time here
before it was anything other than wow i want to be best friends and braid your hair and paint your nails
also one of those instances just included intense dislike for eons so lmao
i dont really do snap crushes beyond yeah this person is chill and maybe ill flirt
but like
idk wanting to do anything about it is a different level
i wouldnt call anything ive felt for anyone on day one love
one day feelings are more like and lust and generally nothing serious