RECOLLÉ INBOX 3.0

[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

also i didnt actually "love" one of the four people ive dated so theres that
and one of them was more
possibly intense friendship feelings i misjudged?
or just that awkward moment where you realize actually
youre way happier with someone as friends and adding all the romance bullshit just makes you feel ill at ease
and like you lost something rather than gained something

well maybe that was two of them
fuck yeah ok my track record is a thing and why am i discussing it with you

as far as youre concerned lets pretend you think im not a romantic disaster thats preferable

[windeity]

that's still true btw. i hadn't. i just thought i was.
i am pretty sure i know who the intense dislike was.
anyway i read all of it and acknowledge it but also.
i kind of like you as a romantic disaster because it's just who you are.
and i love you.

[parodeity]

yeah
well
i love you too and shit
for the record its not like the times i wanted to switch back to friends
although i do kind of want to shove you off of things sometimes because i feel embarrassed
look at me keeping that impulse in check

[windeity]

wait hold on what have i done that you wanted to shove me off stuff?
that is incredibly rude and i am proud of your impulse control.
it is better than mine.

[parodeity]

like kissed me and told me you loved me and shit
its the same impulse that makes me want to laugh in your face whenever something terrible happens
youre sweet and i want to shove you off something because i dont know what the fuck else to do
usually it ends up translating into nervous laughter or kissing you instead
or staring like a lunatic

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[parodeity]

god wait fuck ERASE all of that from your memory

[windeity]

lmfao.
absolutely not? i am screencapping this and everything.
...and anyway i have gotten used to it. i just kind of assumed it was normal at this rate which i am not sure what that then says about either of us.

[parodeity]

it says you have terrible taste and so do i probably

[windeity]

at least our terrible tastes led us to each other?

[parodeity]

i know youre trying to flirt with me and im gonna lie and say its not working

[windeity]

hehehe.
i will keep that in mind.

[parodeity]

[ tragic he finds john's dumb typed out laugh cute ]

yeah yeah
anyway ill talk to you later babe
we should get back to it

[windeity]

you got it. see you!