JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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um. i mean i was always around people so i guess in a physical sense i was surrounded by people and that made things a little okay.
i didn't have to think about it much since i had a lot of people i was hanging out with whether they were guys from the soccer or baseball team or other jocks or vic and her friends or people i met in elementary or middle school.
it was nice to have a list of people i could go to and hang out with if someone else was busy.
[But yes, it was weirdly lonely and it's really only since coming here that he's figured out the difference.]
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that doesn't make it bad.
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back when we met in that dream bubble here
when i was being semi jealous and cross questioning you on best friends
and i thought for like a portion of time i was just dreaming and my unconscious mind was being a dick and not even cooperating on that
did you get a letter jacket
how much of a prototypical jock were you
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i guess i have always been kind of isolated despite trying to be in people's space.
i probably had best friends in elementary school and stuff.
and i had people i called best friends in high school.
but we never were like...like this.
i don't know.
i think that is why i was kind of jealous of my past life me.
i had you three back then.
i didn't here.
and it makes a world of a difference.
also no i didn't bother with a letter jacket.
kind of felt like a waste even though i lettered.
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but at the time it felt like a disproportionately huge deal
because id spent like half a year wanting you around and anyone who had a leg up on getting to know you was clearly out to get me specifically
which i also knew was dumb
but it was like ok who do i have to throw down with to get a foothold on my bro status
ill slap heather in a parking lot if i have to
i mean probably not but yeah
felt like a waste to get one or not get one
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as someone who has been slapped before.
but i get it. knowing what i know now, i get it.
and it felt like a waste to get one when i came to the startling conclusion that high school was bullshit.
but the letter itself is actually under the bed.
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not my particular style of violence
what did you do to get slapped though
do you want to hang the letter up or something
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long story.
and no. it is fine in the box under the bed.
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some quarterback
[ wrong sport and position. ]
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also quarterback's still football, dude.
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and idk maybe i want to brag about your ball skills
all those touchdowns
[ wrong sport still ]
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also that's STILL football.
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i know all about three pointers from the starting line and i totally know what a scrimmage is
ill fucking scrimmage you up egbert
to the point where you wont be able to stand because of my mad scrimmage skills
all stealing balls and taking names
winning the sports trophy
[ spoiler alert: he has no earthly clue what the fuck a scrimmage is. is it ball related? he feels like it is probably ball related. ]
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also am i supposed to read between the lines and just assume you want to tackle me? is that a thing?
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do you want me to actually explain sports to you?
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will it be in person and will there be demonstrative hand gestures
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