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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

what does me lettering in baseball have to do with you having fun?
also quarterback's still football, dude.

[parodeity]

they both involve balls close enough
and idk maybe i want to brag about your ball skills
all those touchdowns

[ wrong sport still ]

[windeity]

i am afraid of what people would interpret ball skills as.
also that's STILL football.

[parodeity]

getting mad scrimmage

[windeity]

maybe we should stop talking sports.

[parodeity]

are you implying i dont know what im talking about
i know all about three pointers from the starting line and i totally know what a scrimmage is
ill fucking scrimmage you up egbert
to the point where you wont be able to stand because of my mad scrimmage skills
all stealing balls and taking names
winning the sports trophy

[ spoiler alert: he has no earthly clue what the fuck a scrimmage is. is it ball related? he feels like it is probably ball related. ]

[windeity]

like. i am impressed you at least got some of the same sports in your messed-up analogy but you shoot three pointers in basketball.
also am i supposed to read between the lines and just assume you want to tackle me? is that a thing?

[parodeity]

is scrimmaging tackling

[windeity]

sort of.
do you want me to actually explain sports to you?

[parodeity]

depends
will it be in person and will there be demonstrative hand gestures

[windeity]

probably since i think that is the only way it will make sense.

[parodeity]

ok well even if i absorb nothing that sounds fun to watch so im in

[windeity]

cool. i will be home in like fifteen, class is wrapping up.

[parodeity]

i know we have a coffee machine but you should bring me a drink that makes my arteries clamor in revolt

[windeity]

caramel?

[parodeity]

yes
<3
see you in a bit