JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoopsnormal font too!
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Um. [...DX!!!!] Just one, huh? No chance of maybe bargaining for both?
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[ he's not even trying to tip the scale either way, though he stops slouching and pulls back so he can see john properly. ]
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You are the worst. [There's a grin.] ...but I think...my birthday? [He immediately Regrets.] I like presents on my actual birthday.
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[ ............that feels overconfident to say but he's pretty sure that's the case? ]
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It better not. I did not come here and find you again just for the world to disappear. We can go back to bed and repin the blanket over the window and nap for a while? You probably didn't sleep on the bus back, did you?
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[ why is this demand the first thing to come out of his mouth in response to that. HE CAN WALK, and yet. ]
And you can have one kiss and then I am passing out and ignoring the world until my alarm goes off?
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Yeah, yeah, whatever. [He's busy moving them then, carefully gathering up the blankets and also Dave to flat-out princess carry him back to their bed. Apparently there's no issue here.] What time's your alarm set for though?
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Yeah, okay, hotshot.
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Sleep. I'll be here when your alarm goes off.
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night, egbert. ]