RECOLLÉ INBOX 3.0

[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[robitussin]

Tell him yourself. I'm not delivering your insulting but secretly schmaltzy thoughts to him.

[There's a smile in her voice as she says that.]

[windeity]

Is that what we're calling it now? Schmaltzy? [He's snickering anyway.] Whatever, fine, I will just text him myself then.

[robitussin]

Schmaltzy is absolutely the correct word. Also, please drunk text your boyfriend so I can read over your shoulder and laugh.

[windeity]

You can absolutely read over my shoulder, I don't care. [Let him live, he's tired.]

[robitussin]

Okay. I promise I won't gossip too much.

[But if he starts texting she's absolutely going to read over his shoulder. This is fine.]

[windeity]

[Okay well. He starts to text but instead it turns into a phone call so Natalie gets to listen to John's half of this conversation I guess. Sorry Natalie.]

[robitussin]

[She just kind of. Looks over at him after he kisses the phone.]

So, um...

[windeity]

[He's still definitely laying on the ground like an idiot.]

What?

[robitussin]

I feel like I maybe shouldn't have listened to that, is all.

[windeity]

It's not like it's that big of a deal...is it?

[robitussin]

Not if you think it isn't. I mean, if you aren't bothered, I'm not, it just... seemed a little personal.

[windeity]

Not really. That is just how we talk sometimes. Personal would be way more personal.

[robitussin]

I guess I've just never heard you talk like that. But I guess that makes sense?

[windeity]

Truthfully we just recently got a little more comfortable talking to each other like that. But you won't have to listen to it again because I do not want to stay out here for much longer.

[robitussin]

Yeah. You should probably, like, sleep or whatever. I wonder if you can get a hangover even though you didn't drink...

[windeity]

Probably, but luckily I am really good at handling hangovers. I mean maybe that is not that good but it is a start.

[robitussin]

It's good in this situation, when you did nothing wrong but are probably going to be saddled with a hangover anyways. Sorry that your teammate is a dumb kid.

[windeity]

I can't be that mad considering I was also a dumb kid a few years ago. It's whatever, but if this keeps up I will probably tell him to knock it off at least.

[robitussin]

Isn't he, like, your age? He looks old enough that the dumb kid excuse is wearing thin.

[windeity]

I think he's younger? I am pretty sure he's still in high school.

[robitussin]

I'm still in high school and basically your age? And also not a dumb kid. I stand by my earlier statement.

[windeity]

I don't know. I can't be too hard on him. It's complicated but...it is what it is.

[robitussin]

Ooh. Do you guys have some kind of secret history or something?

[windeity]

He practically broke my nose right before Christmas and got arrested. Does that count?