JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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"You got : Hawaii
Let’s get straight to the point: You’re beautiful. Like, unfairly beautiful. You need a state that matches your aesthetics and need for adventure. That’s why Hawaii is where you belong!"
"You got: 75% You know the hipster lifestyle and you're close to becoming one!"
this is bullshit, rose. also did dave tell you that we are moving in together this summer or...?
"You got: The cool hipster"
sigh.
"You got: Hipster. Congrats! You're hipster as fuck. You're over trends before the general population even knows about them. People might mock you for being 3 cool 5 school, but they secretly wish they were as hip as you. Get out there and teach us your ways!"
i am pretty sure all of these are broken.
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And no, he did not, but I am not necessarily surprised.
At least in the sense that I didn't expect him to come home to our parents' for the summer, at any rate.
Sounds like a big step.
Are you certain your relationship is ready to take it?
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but yeah. it did not really make sense to go home for the summer and have to come back here anyway. nanna will understand.
and yes.
i think we were thinking about it before this was a relationship but yes.
besides i think certainty is not always the key indicator here.
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Does your grandmother live alone?
Perhaps not, but it'd be terribly awkward to realize halfway through the first week in an apartment that you actually aren't ready for such a commitment.
Not that I doubt that either of you aren't.
Probably.
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...should i maybe be doubting this? i mean i don't want to and i am very sure about this but tell me something. he's not going to freak out after a week right?
maybe i just have really big ideas for us.
i don't want to lock him into something he might not actually want.
but then again it has been a month and I know stuff now so...
...i don't know.
it won't be awkward and it's not that big of a commitment. no different than our dorm.
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You don't have to.
Dave is Dave, but my current guesstimation would be no, he probably won't freak out after a week.
And if he did, I can scold him on your behalf.
I think lately he's been more stable than he was some months ago, before the fall semester.
Slightly different, since there will be more appliances. I hope.
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with dave i doubt a lot less which is kind of weird but it's whatever.
but...i mean yeah, i think so too. i don't want to say it is because of me or anything but i have noticed he's a little more calm and happier lately than he was when we first met.
it's kind of nice.
i am way too excited for more space and a fucking kitchen rose it is unreal.