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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

Yep. I'll text you if anything changes. You're going to terrorize the innocent?

[windeity]

Absolutely. I have a few things to scatter around the music department for people who are working overtime and also Rose. So like. If I die, think of me fondly.

[parodeity]

I most certainly will not? I'll weep on your grave or something instead.

[windeity]

[He rolls to lightly hit him with a pillow.] You suck. What kind of a boyfriend are you?

[parodeity]

The kind that adores you dumb amounts, I guess.

[windeity]

So the best kind. [A grin, and up he goes. Apparently he's awake for the day.] Thanks for letting me do this.

[...prank literally everybody else, he means.]

[parodeity]

I'm not "lettin'" you do jack shit, you are your own weird little person. You be sure to run before anyone gets a chance to try to murder you, though, you hear?

[windeity]

Don't go southern belle on me, I'll be fine. I can dodge almost as good as you can by now.

[parodeity]

Why not? I mean, why no southern belle. Distracting? [ he's joking. he also picks up the cat and puts her on john instead for the moment so he can say goodbye to mewpac... ]

[windeity]

Totally distracting. [But he picks up Mewpac and brings her to his face, booping his nose against hers.] Just like the cat. Both of you are terrible for my focus.

[parodeity]

Your focus on your super serious pranks? [ teasing. ]

[windeity]

My pranks are very serious, I will have you know. [He's still playing with the cat though.] It takes a lot of dedication to pull off a great prank.

[parodeity]

You'll regale me with your greatest triumphs tonight?

[windeity]

I'll even try to record some of them for you. How's that?

[parodeity]

Sounds perfect. [ he breaks his kissing rule again for .5 seconds and then collects the cat. ] I'll have my phone on and with me the whole day if you need me, okay?

[windeity]

Okay. I'm sure it will be fine but I will keep in touch anyway. Say hi to Nat for me. [The cat goes with Dave and John finally gets out of bed to grab clothes so he can get dressed.] Go before I change my mind. [But he's giving him a teasing grin so. He wouldn't prank Dave anyway.]

[parodeity]

[ the cat goes with dave and dave just kind of smiles before he slips out of the room. LATER, BABE. ]