yeah, i guess you are pretty okay. i saw her right before i came here. roxy and i were splitting up to talk to our denizens and after that this happened. so i think she is probably still going. i am not going to let anything happen to her though, don't worry.
an accomplishment of the highest order. i'd like to thank all of the little people who helped me get to where i am today.
i will do my best not to fuck it up? but i still don't think it is entirely a time thing, it is other stuff, too. once i talk to typheus i will know.
you will get a mention when you come back.
oh. yes. jade shrunk down all of our planets and brought them with us on our trip. it was the only way to get them to the new session, i think? they were sort of nice to have. space powers and all that.
oh huh so the first time you saw strider casa wasnt when you were zapping around and abandoning your best bro to evil sisters? i would have tidied up if id known wed have company
you have the least developed snooping instincts of anyone ive ever met also i suppose i will let you off the hook for avoiding sweet bro hangouts on the grounds evil jade was pretty evil and you couldnt just clock her b/c jade
i just do not really see the point of snooping when there are other things i can do.
[Like pretending to be Rose and trolling Kanaya, for instance.]
no offense but i am not sure i'd want to go through your bro's puppet hideaway? but you are right, i cannot punch my own sister even if she was all evil and growl-y. i mean not really. at least she's not anymore.
if it helps id rather kill myself than harm rose so like i get it
[ he's aware, however, that he could. he doesn't have the proof he might have in the other timeline, the one where he'll behead someone in order to stop a fight because he has t, but. yeah. ]
staying alive is typically a thing we try to do and for once more than two of us are together in the same place none of us evil at all so we can keep eyes on one another
wow w o w i cant believe the lack of gratitude for my efforts john here i am slaving away over paper with a pen doing my ironic fifties housewife schtick i guess and youre all like already talking it down not even waiting like the proper household man to belligerently diss it once im doing cooking you just like start off ahead of time guess what honey im gonna take the kids and move to the city chase my dreams become a movie star
but yeah i would rather talk to the both of you to anything else too so just take it easy will you dude
you're missing an apron, jackass. that would tie the whole fifties housewife thing together. i'll see you on the big screen while i lament my life choices and tell everyone who will listen about the one that got away.
i'm fine, dave. really. i am just going to take my bedding and go to rose's and bother her until you're done with your teen bro teaching you to draw squares or whatever you're doing. we'll be waiting for you to come home and then we will figure out the next thing.
im not wearing an apron for the dude who doesnt appreciate me you do not deserve that because obviously id rock the ironic fifties housewife look ask rose
wait dont ask rose actually this is one of those conversational tangents that she should just never know about
but ok ill be back as soon as i can dude and rn i am drawing apples
aw don't be like that. i'm sure you look great in an apron and i would appreciate it just fine? (i am j/k btw, please skip the apron.) also i am not going to ask rose because i do not want to engage in an hour-long conversation about why this particular conversation is stupid. i am feeling better but not that much better. apples aren't squares. take your time, i am getting stuff together to go to rose. is it hard to concentrate on telepathically talking and drawing/talking to dirk?
i will skip the apron but you are missing out i am pretty sure i had an internet fanbase who would have been into that alternately the weird sweaty troll would probably have been into it which actually is a good reason to never do that and also stop talking about it p sure he got off to us rapping about horses once and i will never be able to erase that moment whats the point of time travel if you cant erase sweaty horse troll from your memories john there is no point
its not hard im used to juggling a few things mentally at once and if anything its kinda useful though apparently he does that thing where i was going to say you know how i rap under my breath sometimes to myself but you do not know that heads up i do that anyway ig he does that too?
i am erasing everything from "internet fanbase to "sweaty horse troll" from my brain. starting now. sorry you will have to suffer with these memories alone.
spending so long messing with timelines i guess that makes sense. that. is not a thing i knew you did, no, but that also makes sense. are your under-breath raps any better than your normal ones? it is sort of weird to see the couple of similarities you guys have.
you say that but can you ever really forget them i can describe it more descriptively if you want redundant though that sentence is
mostly people tell me to stop muttering also fuck you egbert all my raps are pure gold what similarities do you mean though i guess thats the only comparison ive really made since mostly i have been automatically comparing him to bro on the grounds that he looks exactly like bro but younger
your raps leave a lot to be desired, actually, but the muttering thing doesn't bother me. but we also have only been talking in person for a day.
[As if that will make a difference.]
nothing big, just the fact that you are both kind of deadpan and sarcastic and now you both do the rap-mutterings and some other stuff. it is not that big of a deal? just stuff i noticed since talking to dirk.
what the fuck they do not my beats are ill you just dont get rap its like your greatest flaw why do i put up with you also yeah give it some time and you like everyone else will go what the fuck are you muttering about dave are you talking to us we cant hear you we just hear the muttering when will you stop
huh i didnt think it was a big deal i guess its just odd to think about i dont even really think about the ways in which rose and i are similar which i know exist but its always like weird in retrospect because how the FUCK did we not notice this shit earlier
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im fucking phenomenal
but thanks
i hope she is too
rose would be wrecked if she werent
shit youre right you have gone not quite 24 hours without losing something
what was i thinking
we need to host awards ceremonies pronto
oh right i kinda forgot davesprite ended up with you guys
although i kind of knew you had our planets?
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i saw her right before i came here. roxy and i were splitting up to talk to our denizens and after that this happened. so i think she is probably still going.
i am not going to let anything happen to her though, don't worry.
an accomplishment of the highest order. i'd like to thank all of the little people who helped me get to where i am today.
yeah. he did.
[Stupid feathery ghost-butt asshole.]
how do you kind of know something like that?
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i trust you
youre the one nontime person ill allow to fuck with time
that is a piss poor acceptance speech where was my m ention
also i figured you did because like
lofaf was uh there?
at the end there
like we were on it
so i assume you guys had it
because we sure didnt
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you will get a mention when you come back.
oh. yes. jade shrunk down all of our planets and brought them with us on our trip. it was the only way to get them to the new session, i think? they were sort of nice to have.
space powers and all that.
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so the first time you saw strider casa wasnt when you were zapping around
and abandoning your best bro to evil sisters?
i would have tidied up if id known wed have company
haha jk i totally would not have
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also it's not like i wanted to abandon you but i kind of had to?
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also i suppose i will let you off the hook for avoiding sweet bro hangouts
on the grounds evil jade was pretty evil
and you couldnt just clock her b/c jade
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[Like pretending to be Rose and trolling Kanaya, for instance.]
no offense but i am not sure i'd want to go through your bro's puppet hideaway?
but you are right, i cannot punch my own sister even if she was all evil and growl-y.
i mean not really.
at least she's not anymore.
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so like
i get it
[ he's aware, however, that he could. he doesn't have the proof he might have in the other timeline, the one where he'll behead someone in order to stop a fight because he has t, but. yeah. ]
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[He knows how they both are. There's a lull.]
can you guys...maybe stay alive while we are here?
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staying alive is typically a thing we try to do
and for once more than two of us are together in the same place
none of us evil at all
so
we can keep eyes on one another
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this place isn't so bad.
how far did you go on the island to train with dirk?
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just along the shoreline out of sight tbh
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i am thinking of going to rose's. i don't think i can go back to sleep.
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i promised you breakfast didnt i
and sorry i didnt mean to wake you up
if i woke you up
and you werent like up already
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and it's fine, i was mostly awake? and anyway i don't mind.
i would rather talk to you and rose anyway.
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w o w
i cant believe the lack of gratitude for my efforts john
here i am slaving away over paper with a pen
doing my ironic fifties housewife schtick i guess
and youre all like already talking it down
not even waiting like the proper household man to belligerently diss it once im doing cooking
you just like start off ahead of time
guess what honey im gonna take the kids and move to the city
chase my dreams
become a movie star
but yeah i would rather talk to the both of you to anything else too so
just take it easy will you dude
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i'll see you on the big screen while i lament my life choices and tell everyone who will listen about the one that got away.
i'm fine, dave. really. i am just going to take my bedding and go to rose's and bother her until you're done with your teen bro teaching you to draw squares or whatever you're doing.
we'll be waiting for you to come home and then we will figure out the next thing.
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you do not deserve that
because obviously id rock the ironic fifties housewife look
ask rose
wait dont ask rose actually this is one of those conversational tangents that she should just never know about
but ok ill be back as soon as i can dude
and rn i am drawing apples
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(i am j/k btw, please skip the apron.)
also i am not going to ask rose because i do not want to engage in an hour-long conversation about why this particular conversation is stupid. i am feeling better but not that much better.
apples aren't squares.
take your time, i am getting stuff together to go to rose.
is it hard to concentrate on telepathically talking and drawing/talking to dirk?
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i am pretty sure i had an internet fanbase who would have been into that
alternately the weird sweaty troll would probably have been into it
which
actually is a good reason to never do that and also stop talking about it
p sure he got off to us rapping about horses once and i will never be able to erase that moment
whats the point of time travel if you cant erase sweaty horse troll from your memories john
there is no point
its not hard
im used to juggling a few things mentally at once and if anything its kinda useful
though apparently he does that thing where
i was going to say you know how i rap under my breath sometimes to myself
but you do not know that
heads up i do that
anyway ig he does that too?
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spending so long messing with timelines i guess that makes sense.
that. is not a thing i knew you did, no, but that also makes sense.
are your under-breath raps any better than your normal ones?
it is sort of weird to see the couple of similarities you guys have.
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i can describe it more descriptively if you want
redundant though that sentence is
mostly people tell me to stop muttering
also
fuck you egbert all my raps are pure gold
what similarities do you mean though
i guess thats the only comparison ive really made
since mostly i have been automatically comparing him to bro
on the grounds that he looks exactly like bro but younger
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your raps leave a lot to be desired, actually, but the muttering thing doesn't bother me. but we also have only been talking in person for a day.
[As if that will make a difference.]
nothing big, just the fact that you are both kind of deadpan and sarcastic and now you both do the rap-mutterings and some other stuff. it is not that big of a deal? just stuff i noticed since talking to dirk.
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what the fuck they do not
my beats are ill you just dont get rap
its like your greatest flaw why do i put up with you
also yeah give it some time and you like everyone else will go
what the fuck are you muttering about dave
are you talking to us
we cant hear you
we just hear the muttering
when will you stop
huh
i didnt think it was a big deal i guess its just odd to think about
i dont even really think about the ways in which rose and i are similar
which
i know exist but its always like weird in retrospect because how the FUCK did we not notice this shit earlier
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