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[parodeity]

I think if you plan to test that we should toss and then move way the fuck out of the way just in case they catapult back.

[windeity]

Okay but you agree it's still worth a shot, right? Maybe the crabs won't have the same impact we do because they're lighter so their pull to the planet isn't as much. [That's not really how science works but okay.]

[parodeity]

I'm not sure that's actually how that works but I am pretty sure the idea is officially lodged in your head so we may as well do it. It could be fun?

[windeity]

We're not going to know until we try, so why not try? [A bright grin.] Plus, actually, it might be worth testing if it is a native versus invader thing. We do not know the possibilities of that either.

[parodeity]

Ok. After we block up the passages or whatever and get most of them out, we will save a few for throwin' into the abyss.

[windeity]

Awesome. [And back he goes to examine the pools.] If there are grates that's letting the water in, we just need to make the passages smaller. Or. How high do you think crabs can climb?

[parodeity]

I don't know? I mean...if we take The Little Mermaid as gospel, pretty high.

[windeity]

Okay, well, we are not in a Disney movie so let's think about real crabs? We could build walls that they couldn't climb or jump over but the water can still pass over the top of them. That might be a good solution, too.

[parodeity]

I mean, maybe first we should see what the issue is before we decide which solution is best?

[windeity]

Maybe if you want to do it that way...what do you see? Anything?

[parodeity]

Actually, no. Do you?

[ THANKS BRIE ]

[windeity]

...no. [Wait.] ...how the fuck did they get in? I'm not seeing a clear opening they could have crawled through.

[parodeity]

Huh. Maybe they're gettin' in through an opening in the pools themselves.

[ dave eyes the water, hesitating. ]

[windeity]

[...hmm.] I can dive in and check it out? We're not getting very far just looking at the surface.

[parodeity]

You sure? It's, like, wet.

[ THANKS DAVE, JOHN DIDN'T KNOW THAT ]

[windeity]

I mean...it's water. [There's a laugh.] Are you worried I'm going to melt or something? I'm not the Witch.

[parodeity]

Are you sure? I have noticed you lookin' a little green around the edges. And you do get up to a lot of monkey business.

[windeity]

[He elbows him in the ribs.] Shut up, no more Oz references. [Good thing this is before their conversation about his sister being squashed by a fucking house.] And I'm sure. If I can get a look at the bottom of the pool and avoid the crabs we should get a better idea of where they came in from, especially if there's a crack or something we aren't seeing. Unless you have a better idea?

[parodeity]

[ HAHA OOPS. ]

Not really. My only plan was jumpin' in myself, but I'm in jeans.

[ WET JEANS ARE NO FUN? ]

[windeity]

[Hm.]

My shorts will dry faster than your jeans, I think. [He's already working off his shoes and his socks. This is like twelve kinds of bad ideas, but okay.] Can you draw something for me really fast?

[parodeity]

Always. What d'you need?

[ literally he would draw john anything, including a life-sized cutout of nic cage. ]

Goggles?

[windeity]

...those would be good, yes, but I was thinking a hammer. Like a normal one.

[parodeity]

I can do that. [ he will sketch it in the air. goggles, too, although they're not prescription strength so he just makes it so they can. go over john's glasses.... ] ...Why though?

[ AFTER HE ALREADY DREW IT ]

[windeity]

[Sweet. While Dave's doing that he's already kicking off his shoes, socks, and pulling off his shirt before grabbing for the goggles to slip over his glasses and taking the hammer.]

In case the crabs attack? [Duh. With that, he's going to be mindful of the water and slip in to dive down and examine the corners. BRB. The pools aren't that deep so Dave can see him but he's moving to check for any crevices or anything like that.]

[parodeity]

[ ...JOHN, WHY. TO LIKE, A LOT OF THAT. dave gently puts his face in his hand for a second before going to stand at the edge of the pools and keep an eye on john from above, arms crossed. ]