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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

I am talking to you. [He sounds amused, frankly, but yeah he doesn't know what the fuck Dave's asking for. Clarify?]

[parodeity]

[ john you suck??? ]

I won't ask you to sing me to sleep. So. Just...talk about somethin'. I don't care what. [ white noise. ]

[windeity]

[Hm...what can he ramble about?]

...have you ever seen Amélie? It's a French movie that came out early 2000s.

[parodeity]

Yeah, but I wanna hear your thoughts.

[ because john's thoughts about movies can be long. ]

[windeity]

Cool. It's actually one of my favorites. [And he'll launch into an explanation about the movie, basically relaying the plot and giving his positive opinion about it.]

[parodeity]

[ dave falls sleep like. halfway through this. but john's voice won't actually wake him and he'll be out unless john like, jerks around or there's loud noises from outside, so there's that.

mewpac probably hears all this and decides to shift pillows to sleep against john's face because cats. ]

[windeity]

[This is fine. His best friend's curled up half on him, the cat's probably got her butt in his face, and John's aware he's 100% fucked. Great.

Ah well. At least everybody will get some sleep tonight.]

[parodeity]

[ and it only took 342 comments in this stupid thread to convince dave to go the fuck to sleep. SOMETHING WAS ACHIEVED, MAYBE. ]