RECOLLÉ INBOX 2.0

[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

Wh - [ he wants to ask what john wants, if anything, but he's locked out of that because john wants him to not do that, fuck.

it means he's pretty much going to stall out and stay over on his side of the room, uncertain if that was or wasn't a request and if john does or doesn't want him over there or if he only said that out of habit and then tried to back out because he did not, in fact, want dave over there, or -

ok this is stupid the plan of never sleeping again is looking better every second ]

I...goodnight, John. [ there we go that's safe enough, no opinion he has to think of but just a simple statement. as promised he'll shut down his computer pretty quickly and kill the lights before going to. sit on his bed with the cat probably in the dark unless john has anything else to add. ]

[windeity]

[No. John has absolutely nothing to add since Dave made his decision and John has to fucking deal with it, so after a few beats when the lights go out and Dave's on his bed with Mewpac, John rolls so his back is facing that side of the room and willing himself to fall asleep instead.]

[parodeity]

[ well hey bright side they aren't sharing a bed anymore that's something, probably

anyway dave will probably not sleep that night or. most nights in the forseeable future because crazy catnap schedule in random locations is his true calling card if he's not sharing a bed but he'll be quiet and simply entertain the cat until he fucks off in the morning after feeding the cat, so presumably he won't be too much of a distraction to sleep occurring. ]

[windeity]

[Surprising to pretty much no one, he doesn't sleep well that night. He sleeps a little but it's on and off and not entirely relaxed and it's pretty easy for Dave to feed the cat and then fuck off for the rest of the day seeing how John definitely sleeps through his morning classes.

Cool. Congratulations, morons, you broke your bed-sharing gambit.]